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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Calvin Coolidge;2112703; said:
I always loved talkies, especially the foolish actors who lost their ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

*sigh*

To say this Presidents' Day has been the worst disappointment since Gracie's headache Saturday night would be a tremendous understatement.
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Don't worry Mr. President. I've got 12 inches of limp I'm about to beat upside Sheen's head.

Monica Lewinski;2112809; said:
Heya Fellas!

Cigars? Cigarettes?
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I've got a light for ya, honey. :wink:
 
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WilliamTSherman;2112867; said:
Don't worry Mr. President. I've got 12 inches of limp I'm about to beat upside Sheen's head.
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I'm not afraid of you General, suh. I was at Gettysburg, leading the Army of Northern Virginia. And I would have whupped your Yankee behinds if not for a couple drunken hillbillies' Minie balls knocking my dear, dear friend Old Stonewall Jack from his saddle. But for that, your unprotected capital would have been mine, and I would have then made New England howl, good suh.
 
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Martin Sheen;2112907; said:
I'm not afraid of you General, suh. I was at Gettysburg, leading the Army of Northern Virginia. And I would have whupped your Yankee behinds if not for a couple drunken hillbillies' Minie balls knocking my dear, dear friend Old Stonewall Jack from his saddle. But for that, your unprotected capital would have been mine, and I would have then made New England howl, good suh.
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Pray tell, what movie are you referring to now, interloper? For God's sake, little man, you've managed to make Tilden look big by comparison.

Perhaps you should go visit your son and tell him how you're "winning" in your tiny, pathetic mind? He's probably hanging out with Chet.
 
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Martin Sheen;2112907; said:
I'm not afraid of you General, suh. I was at Gettysburg, leading the Army of Northern Virginia. And I would have whupped your Yankee behinds if not for a couple drunken hillbillies' Minie balls knocking my dear, dear friend Old Stonewall Jack from his saddle. But for that, your unprotected capital would have been mine, and I would have then made New England howl, good suh.
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The fuck?
 
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Martin Sheen;2112907; said:
I'm not afraid of you General, suh. I was at Gettysburg, leading the Army of Northern Virginia. And I would have whupped your Yankee behinds if not for a couple drunken hillbillies' Minie balls knocking my dear, dear friend Old Stonewall Jack from his saddle. But for that, your unprotected capital would have been mine, and I would have then made New England howl, good suh.
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Calvin Coolidge;2112930; said:
Pray tell, what movie are you referring to now, interloper? For God's sake, little man, you've managed to make Tilden look big by comparison.

Perhaps you should go visit your son and tell him how you're "winning" in your tiny, pathetic mind? He's probably hanging out with Chet.
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JeffersonDavis;2112931; said:
The [censored]?
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'Tis amazing what my 12 inches limp will do to a man. :wow:
 
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Martin Sheen;2112907; said:
I'm not afraid of you General, suh. I was at Gettysburg, leading the Army of Northern Virginia. And I would have whupped your Yankee behinds if not for a couple drunken hillbillies' Minie balls knocking my dear, dear friend Old Stonewall Jack from his saddle. But for that, your unprotected capital would have been mine, and I would have then made New England howl, good suh.
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Jesus. Martin!

Sorry guys. He's been calling me General Longstreet since '93. :crazy:

Come on Martin. I'm gonna take you home.
 
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Tom Berenger;2113028; said:
Jesus. Martin!

Sorry guys. He's been calling me General Longstreet since '93. :crazy:

Come on Martin. I'm gonna take you home.
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Hey! General Longstreet! Did you send General Pickett's division in yet? I need him to get over that fence double quick now. Must get over that fence!
 
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