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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Might I suggest the following for a good read:

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Just a reminder to my fellow former Presidents - and you too, Tilden - that my birthday is later this week. You don't turn 141 every day so I expect good presents and a party at Chet's place. Ms. Lewinski jumping out of a cake would be a nice touch as well.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;2350110; said:
Just a reminder to my fellow former Presidents - and you too, Tilden - that my birthday is later this week. You don't turn 141 every day so I expect good presents and a party at Chet's place. Ms. Lewinski jumping out of a cake would be a nice touch as well.
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Calvin, I doubt if you remember a party or presents any longer than you remember your post.


Calvin Coolidge 2350110: What post?
 
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Calvin Coolidge;2350110; said:
Just a reminder to my fellow former Presidents - and you too, Tilden - that my birthday is later this week. You don't turn 141 every day so I expect good presents and a party at Chet's place. Ms. Lewinski jumping out of a cake would be a nice touch as well.
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Nobody gives a [Mark May], Coolidge. Funny how shameless self promotion leads you to speak more words than you have in the last 67 years. Mute [censored]er.

That said, if Chet is having a party, I'm there. I'll bring some of that good Mexican [Mark May] I had last time. Remember that, Chet? Of course you don't, you crazy bastard. You were sneezing for at least 30 minutes straight...you looked like a party favor. Speaking of which...

Chester Arthur;2307842; said:
[censored]in amatures....

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Jesus Henrietta Christ, Chet. "amatures"? Is that like the "1812 Amature"? What the [censored] kind of English is that? You seriously need to learn how to hold your blow, or else stick to tree. Goddamn weaklings.
 
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Aaron Burr;2350633; said:
Nobody gives a [Mark May], Coolidge. Funny how shameless self promotion leads you to speak more words than you have in the last 67 years. Mute [censored]er.
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What are you going to do, Burr, shoot me?

What's really funny is how guys like you and Tilden so desperately seek attention in a "former Presidents" thread, when the entire world knows neither of you held the office. Self promotion? I need none beyond 30th President of the United States of America.

And what is your claim to fame? Let's see, lost the Presidential election, murdered a Founding Father, left politics in disgrace as a conspirator...did I miss anything?
 
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Aaron Burr said:
That said, if Chet is having a party, I'm there. I'll bring some of that good Mexican [Mark May] I had last time. Remember that, Chet? Of course you don't, you crazy bastard. You were sneezing for at least 30 minutes straight...you looked like a party favor. Speaking of which...



Jesus Henrietta Christ, Chet. "amatures"? Is that like the "1812 Amature"? What the [censored] kind of English is that? You seriously need to learn how to hold your blow, or else stick to tree. Goddamn weaklings.
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I'm surprised you can can spell so well with all that cock in your mouth.

Stick to "tree?"

I'll assume you mean speedballs.
 
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esbs said:
Chester A. Arthur. Didn't really try to do anything other than pay the bills. The well-considered punt of Presidents. IOWA
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Most important play in football. I'm a little upset though... I mean... paying the bills when you've got a $30,000 a day drug tab to cover is a little more difficult than these people would have it sound.

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Blood Thirsty!

On the other hand, perhaps you can smoke corn? Grain Alcohol!

Oh, look.. unicorns.
 
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