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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Ulysses S Grant;1878007; said:
Don't give me [Mark May] you're the one who bought the laced coke. Just finish cleaning up the mess you made out of the whores and I'll be back with some fresh meat when this shindig is over.
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Oh sure! You act like the tweezers and the blow torches weren't YOUR idea!!! I've been cleaning up your mess for decades. Time for you to get a trowel and help!
 
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WilliamTSherman;1878011; said:
Oh sure! You act like the tweezers and the blow torches weren't YOUR idea!!! I've been cleaning up your mess for decades. Time for you to get a trowel and help!
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If I had a dollar for every time you had to brick over a dead whore for me I'd have more coke than Charlie Sheen.
I miss the good old days. I was banging southern girls two at a time. Mothers/daughters, slaves/masters, widows/married chicks I didn't care. I swear I must have ended up with more kids than Shawn Kemp during the war. Starz should make a Spartacus style show about me. They could call it Ulysses: Bullets and Ass.
This party looks like it's over. I'm off to Whore Island.
 
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GeorgeWashington;1948508; said:
July 4th. You are welcome, bitches.
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Where's Old Buck's thanks for preserving the Union? Why, if I'd had one more term, this country would not have been plagued by war among the states.

By the way, it looks like I was also right about the Mormon threat. Not one but two of them seeking the Republican nomination? And the #1 musical on Broadway? Forget Utah; this sect aspires to control the entire federal system, America!
 
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James Buchanan;1948514; said:
Where's Old Buck's thanks for preserving the Union? Why, if I'd had one more term, this country would not have been plagued by war among the states.

By the way, it looks like I was also right about the Mormon threat. Not one but two of them seeking the Republican nomination? And the #1 musical on Broadway? Forget Utah; this sect aspires to control the entire federal system, America!
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Mormons are nothing compared to the meddling micromanagers who think they can create utopia through government intervention. $14 trillion later how is that working? It makes me glad I'm dead. I'll take some clown who believes in Joseph Smith any day so long as they leave the economy alone.

Now, again, where the hell are my presents?
 
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George... usurped by a young upstart... :rofl:

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