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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Aaron Burr;1660218; said:
Oh that's fucking HI-GODDAMNED-LARIOUS from a bitch like you who hides behind some ridiculous moniker. "BuckeyeMike 80"? What kind of prissy bitch shit is that? Hell Alexander Hamilton could have even kicked your ass, and I'd lay even money on him getting his ass kicked by a large feather duster. You say that shit to my face...I dare you.
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so you're saying there is no truth to the rumor that you were buried upside down so Buchanan's ghost could "pay you a visit"?

:rofl:
 
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James Buchanan;1660216; said:
What's all this talk about orgies? I was not aware of any presidential orgies. I swear to god, you assholes always leave me out.
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We don't care for "merry" men at our orgies, nancy.

Samuel Tilden;1660238; said:
Please, Buchanan could beat John Davis.
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Could....and did. Behind the port-o-let outside the last gathering that neither of them were invited to.
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1660287; said:
Hey...

Gore....

You need to [strike]cook some books[/strike] whip us up a batch of global warming so we could melt all this damned snow and ice and play some golf. ok?
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Snow? I can't see any snow from my estate. Sucks to be you.

Calvin Coolidge;1660289; said:
Your knowledge of economics, history and science is stupefying. Good thing you had daddy's coattails to carry you along for the ride.
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Sure. A lengthy period of rapid growth with a sorry excuse for regulation followed by an epic collapse. Huh. Sounds vaguely familiar.
 
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John Q. Adams;1660286; said:
We don't care for "merry" men at our orgies, nancy.
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For god's sake! I'm not gay! I swear! I never got married because I was pulling in so much shag and didn't want a scandal.

Frankly, I don't think I would want to attend an orgy with all you fat, sickly, old bastards. Sounds more like a lemon party to me, and I have no interest in lemon parties. Honestly, I don't.
 
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James Buchanan;1660305; said:
For god's sake! I'm not gay! I swear! I never got married because I was pulling in so much shag and didn't want a scandal.

Frankly, I don't think I would want to attend an orgy with all you fat, sickly, old bastards. Sounds more like a lemon party to me, and I have no interest in lemon parties. Honestly, I don't.
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Riiiiiiight.
 
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