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The former Presidents for usernames.

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Calvin Coolidge;1660237; said:
Your knowledge of electoral history is as bad as Burr's. No wonder neither of you matched my accomplishments. See "1924 election", Sammy.

You lose.
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Wait, so you became president because of the 1924 election? Who the hell was running the White House between August 1923 and your inauguration in March 1925?
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1660237; said:
Your knowledge of electoral history is as bad as Burr's. No wonder neither of you matched my accomplishments. See "1924 election", Sammy.

You lose.
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Samuel Tilden;1660238; said:
Please, Buchanan could beat John Davis.
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Obviously we didn't forget shit, dipstick. We just don't consider beating some West Virginia hilljack 75% of the semi-literate population had never even heard of to be a supreme accomplishment. As for never being President, forget how the rules worked back then, mute? I didn't have the luxury of sitting by like a hemorrhoid on the ass end of the political process until my old, dottering criminal of a boss kicked off.
 
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Samuel Tilden;1660240; said:
Wait, so you became president because of the 1924 election? Who the hell was running the White House between August 1923 and your inauguration in March 1925?
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Don't mind Cal, Sam. Dumbass doesn't say shit for 80 years and now he wants to start talking shit for no particular reason. Reminds me of this Mike Hart character I keep reading about around here.
 
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Aaron Burr;1660241; said:
Obviously we didn't forget [censored], dipstick. We just don't consider beating some West Virginia hilljack 75% of the semi-literate population had never even heard of to be a supreme accomplishment. As for never being President, forget how the rules worked back then, mute? I didn't have the luxury of sitting by like a hemorrhoid on the ass end of the political process until my old, dottering criminal of a boss kicked off.
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Why didn't you just shoot him? That worked so well for you with Hamilton, you fucking neanderthal.
 
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Samuel Tilden;1660240; said:
Wait, so you became president because of the 1924 election? Who the hell was running the White House between August 1923 and your inauguration in March 1925?
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That was me as well, meaning I was President for 6 years longer than you, not four. Let's cut the crap. The real reason you're pissed is because you died a virgin, as if that's some big surprise.
 
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James Buchanan;1660216; said:
What's all this talk about orgies? I was not aware of any presidential orgies. I swear to god, you assholes always leave me out.
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That's cause motherfuckers don't want some old queer sneaking up behind them and tickling their balls when they got a bitch bent over a desk. You're just lucky Andy Jack didn't have his walkin stick when you pulled that shit on him. That was a hell of a shiner he laid on you, though. I've never seen a grown man cry that much. Go fuck your mother.
 
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Aaron Burr;1660242; said:
Don't mind Cal, Sam. Dumbass doesn't say [censored] for 80 years and now he wants to start talking [censored] for no particular reason. Reminds me of this Mike Hart character I keep reading about around here.
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You and Tilden have far more in common with this Hart fellow than I, Mr. Burr. Perhaps you should just quit while you're behind? After all, you're all accustomed to it.
 
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Calvin Coolidge;1660247; said:
The real reason you're [censored]ed is because you died a virgin, as if that's some big surprise.
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Might want to check with Grace on the facts of that statement after last night.

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Chester Arthur;1660232; said:
Silent Cal's gonna be a goddmaned animal tonight. A lot of you may not know it, but when Cal gets all coked up, he's an absolute trip to be with.

Just keep him away from the farm animals, if you know what I mean.
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I've been silent for a century and I'll be silent no more. Listening to twits who are enamored with the sound of their own voices is too much to bear in silence.

As for farm animals, Chet, they have far more to fear of ending up on your endless stream of dinner plates, you fat bastard. Maybe you and Tilden can go rub one out together in the hot tub?
 
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Samuel Tilden;1660254; said:
An example of Coolidge representing the booboisie:

When football stars Red Grange and George Halas were introduced to him at the White House as touring with the Chicago Bears, Silent Cal responded: "pleased to meet you, gentlemen, always been partial to animal acts."
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It's called humor, Tilden, and women love it. Perhaps you should've tried it to help you with your little problem?
 
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