I think I found out why the B1G is having such a hard time. We need to raid the servers at Bristol, CT....
Code:#Region "B1GSabotage Coding" Public Sub ESPNSucksBallsackEHJimDelaney(ByVal SECsBeiotches As String) Handles Our.Load '******************************************************* 'This code is built to bring joy to us, and pain to anybody that joins the B1G Conference ' '******************************************************* Try Dim Result As Boolean = True Dim ResultString As String = String.Empty Dim FrostyTips As String = "Kirk Herbstreit" Dim SECHomer As String = "Paul Finebaum" Dim HardToListen As String = "Verne and Gary" Dim SECEspin As String = "Longhorn Network and SEC Network" Dim PimpSlapped As String = "B1G Conference (yes, this includes The Ohio State University)" If FrostyTips.Equals("Kirk Herbstreit") AndAlso _ SECHomer.Equals("Paul Finebaum") AndAlso _ HardToListen.Equals("Verne and Gary") AndAlso _ SECEspin.Equals("Longhorn Network and SEC Network") AndAlso _ PimpSlapped.Equals("B1G Conference (yes, this includes The Ohio State University)") Then Result = True ResultString = "The B1G sucks, Joesus is still Zombie Joe, and Kirk Ferentz will be the 2014 COY" End If Catch ex As Sanduskied 'Exception Handling...you can run from SECEspin, but you can't hide. Sanduskied.Message = "Rhythmic Slapping in the Showers" Result = True ResultString = "25 to life with Jerry on the Rail, our nerds are smarter than yours, and Kirk Ferentz will still be the 2014 COY" End Try End Sub #End Region
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