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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

I was almost ready to feel sorry for him until the end zone flex against the Sam Houston player. Now, fuck him. I eagerly await his failure becoming complete. Total jackass. How he didn't end up at the cheaters I will never understand. He'd have fit right in with the rest of the better men.
There was no way a QB with his, alleged, passing chops was going to Jimmy’s stone aged manball offense.
 
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It's not like California, New York or Boston arrogance. They don't give a single fuck what you think of them or where they live. Texas arrogance is profoundly rooted in insecurity. They need...demand...that you acknowledge and validate their puffed chest vision of themselves and Texas.
I don’t know all the Texans. But I know a few. And upon meeting you, they take it as an insult if you aren’t a cowboys fan. Or a longhorns fan. Or acknowledge that Texas is better than everywhere else. Or a rangers fan. Or worship dubya. Or wish you were in Texas right now. Or fall asleep thinking of all the words TEXAS can spell. Or wonder why TEXAS is never the Wordle answer. Or wonder why Texas hasn’t seceded and gone to war with the rest of the world.
 
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I don’t know all the Texans. But I know a few. And upon meeting you, they take it as an insult if you aren’t a cowboys fan. Or a longhorns fan. Or acknowledge that Texas is better than everywhere else. Or a rangers fan. Or worship dubya. Or wish you were in Texas right now. Or fall asleep thinking of all the words TEXAS can spell. Or wonder why TEXAS is never the Wordle answer. Or wonder why Texas hasn’t seceded and gone to war with the rest of the world.
What I’m hearing is you love the ‘Boys and Texas BBQ.
You’re welcome.
 
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So the word out on why so many RBs have transferred out, is a combination of incoming freshman, Derreck Cooper getting a massive NIL deal and it caused Texas collective to try and "restructure" the deals of some of the current RBs. And at least Wisner, asked for a raise to $1mil for next year, to be paid like a true RB1, but his production didn't signify a significant pay bump
 
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So the word out on why so many RBs have transferred out, is a combination of incoming freshman, Derreck Cooper getting a massive NIL deal and it caused Texas collective to try and "restructure" the deals of some of the current RBs. And at least Wisner, asked for a raise to $1mil for next year, to be paid like a true RB1, but his production didn't signify a significant pay bump
Gotta believe these unbalanced NIL payments are an issue in many a locker room. I hated doing performance apprailsals back in the day. It was rare to have an employee who agreed with your assesment, and God help you if they found out how others were being rated.
 
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