Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[dragurd]

I didn't realize they were 3-8 in their last 11...

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27227-weve-lost-8-of-our-last-11/

Sark was 46-35 (.568) when they hired him. He's now 7-9 (.438) in Austin. This is who he is. They can NIL all the 5* kids they want into the program, it ain't gonna matter if they're coached by a mediocre head coach and have toxic boosters butting in.

All breaks no Gas

 

[jwinslow]

 

[pnuts34]

8star Super recruit, Arch Manning with a stat line of: 8-20 80yds 2TDs…

 

[MGMT]

Looking like a nice 8-4 season coming up once again

 

[cincibuck]

Self-realization is a wonderful thing to see, especially in Texas (Notre Dame and Michigan) fans.

 

[cincibuck]

That’s a class they take at UT.

Taught by "professors" from the aTm program.

 

[cincibuck]

I didn't realize they were 3-8 in their last 11...

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27227-weve-lost-8-of-our-last-11/

Sark was 46-35 (.568) when they hired him. He's now 7-9 (.438) in Austin. This is who he is. They can NIL all the 5* kids they want into the program, it ain't gonna matter if they're coached by a mediocre head coach and have toxic boosters butting in.

Not only that, but Sark has a past that comes in handy when you need a reason to shit can head coach - not that Texas boosters ever let reason stand between them and their right to call the shots.

I didn't realize they were 3-8 in their last 11...

https://www.surlyhorns.com/board/topic/27227-weve-lost-8-of-our-last-11/

Sark was 46-35 (.568) when they hired him. He's now 7-9 (.438) in Austin. This is who he is. They can NIL all the 5* kids they want into the program, it ain't gonna matter if they're coached by a mediocre head coach and have toxic boosters butting in.

Loved reading the posts on Surly. Everything is the fault of the coaches - not a word about the boosters who hired/fired them.

 

[ScriptOhio]

Incredible how the Longhorns’ last memory in Lubbock will be losing to a team it doesn’t consider worthy enough to be a rival & falling out of playoff contention in September.

 

[NFBuck]

Confirmed:

https://www.istexasbackyet.com/

 

[Bill Lucas]

Looking like a nice 8-4 season coming up once again

Texas isn't getting 8 wins.

 

[cincibuck]

In the words of the immortal Don Meridith, "Yep, we're number 1!")

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Nobody respects you, Texas. Nobody thinks you're a true cfb blueblood. Nobody thinks your hopelessly insecure university is a peer of Berkeley or UVA. Nobody thinks college football needs you or is better when you're good. You're a punchline, and you're not back. Now go fetch yout fucking shinebox.

 

[heisman]

Nobody respects you, Texas. Nobody thinks you're a true cfb blueblood. Nobody thinks your hopelessly insecure university is a peer of Berkeley or UVA. Nobody thinks college football needs you or is better when you're good. You're a punchline, and you're not back. Now go fetch yout fucking shinebox.

Do I at least get to hope that asshole gets what he has coming to him?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Do I at least get to hope that asshole gets what he has coming to him?

Free drinks for the rest of the semester? I certainly hope so.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

LAME!!!