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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)


Reportedly, many of these objects were cardboard fans

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I first thought this meant that Texas fans were throwing these "fans."

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https://theathletic.com/92370/2017/09/01/dear-faux-pelini/

Dear Faux Pelini,
Remember when Texas lost to Kansas?
Signed,
Mark F.


Thank You Mark F.,

This is more like it. What a fun question! I do — I do remember when Texas lost to Kansas! That was just last year, on November 19, and the score was Kansas 24, Texas 21. It was surprising because Kansas sucks at football very much, and Texas’ football program has many millions of dollars piled up around its practice fields and workout facilities, yet Kansas scored more points than Texas in that game. Texas people became very angry that day, and their coach soon became very sad.

It is fun and reassuring when bad things happen to Texas football because one time, not long ago, Dan Beebe, the BCS, ABC Sports and Barack Obama granted Texas an extra second in a very important game against a very handsome coach and they used that extra second to kick a very unfair and pretend field goal and “won” that game 13-12. This upset the football gods very much, so they set out on a campaign to punish the Texas football team in creative and painful ways, including sending Charlie Strong as their anointed son to cause pain and sadness and do things like lose to Kansas.

Remember, Mark F., when Texas loses it is good for football and good for the universe. Thank you for your wonderful question.
 
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https://theathletic.com/92370/2017/09/01/dear-faux-pelini/

Dear Faux Pelini,
Remember when Texas lost to Kansas?
Signed,
Mark F.


Thank You Mark F.,

This is more like it. What a fun question! I do — I do remember when Texas lost to Kansas! That was just last year, on November 19, and the score was Kansas 24, Texas 21. It was surprising because Kansas sucks at football very much, and Texas’ football program has many millions of dollars piled up around its practice fields and workout facilities, yet Kansas scored more points than Texas in that game. Texas people became very angry that day, and their coach soon became very sad.

It is fun and reassuring when bad things happen to Texas football because one time, not long ago, Dan Beebe, the BCS, ABC Sports and Barack Obama granted Texas an extra second in a very important game against a very handsome coach and they used that extra second to kick a very unfair and pretend field goal and “won” that game 13-12. This upset the football gods very much, so they set out on a campaign to punish the Texas football team in creative and painful ways, including sending Charlie Strong as their anointed son to cause pain and sadness and do things like lose to Kansas.

Remember, Mark F., when Texas loses it is good for football and good for the universe. Thank you for your wonderful question.

That entire article....:slappy:

genius
 
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Some stunning Longhorn arrogance on display from this fool.

http://insidetexas.com/the-elite-college-jobs-ranking-winning-infrastructure/

Ohio State is a de facto SEC school

Ohio State does $300M more in research every year than Texas
Ohio State was elected into the AAU before Texas
Ohio State has an NCI Comprehensive Cancer Center; Texas does not.
When you ignore the ridiculous PUF figure that Texas claims as "their" endowment and compare apples-to-apples, Ohio State has a larger endowment than Texas
The average freshman SAT at Ohio State is 40 points higher than at Texas

God, the more I learn about that place, the more I fucking hate it.
 
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Texas student body votes to reinstate football series with rival Texas A&M

On Wednesday, Texas students voted overwhelmingly to support reinstating the series on the Longhorns’ non-conference schedule as part of a referendum pushed by the school’s student government. The group posted the results on their Facebook page in a video and a whopping 96.71% of those voted to say that it’s time to say “goodbye to A&M” again. While the total number of votes cast was under 20% of the full student body, the survey found only 255 Longhorns who didn’t want to bring back the game.
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While you might dismiss the results, keep in mind that there’s one big name who is on board with re-starting the venture in head coach Tom Herman.

“Any time the student body rallies around a cause, I think the powers that be listen,” Herman said Tuesday, according to the Dallas Morning News. “Now, the powers that be are in that position because they have to make decisions.”

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...einstate-football-series-with-rival-texas-am/
 
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