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Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

Sources: WR coach Norvell joins Texas exodus

Not sure if this is where the term Texas Ex-es originated.

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You're right, that analogy sucks. Maybe this one is a little better. Daddy ESPN gives his retarded kid Texas a 26 million dollar a year state of the art network (a Cadillac Escalade?), and Texas proceeds to use it to carry crap no one wants to see (uses the Escalade to deliver horse manure).

In any case, Texas seems to be better at getting less out of more than any other university in the country, athletically and academically. On top of wasting their own resources, they are simultaneously wrecking the B12 for everybody else in the process.
Hey, my garden could use horse manure. And, since we're talking about longhorns, wouldn't it be bullshit?
 
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