Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[jakenick06]

Classic Texas ego: a mile wide and paper thin. Californians and New Yorkers don't give a damn what you think of them. The Texas ego, however, is based largely on insecurity and desperately demands the validation of outsiders agreeing with their pompous self-image.

It’s the Ted Cruz of states

 

[buckeyebri]

Dont forget BBQ.

And Gumbo

 

[gmen6981]

Am I reading this right? 15+ year old weak smack talk?

You can’t do better than that?

It's Texas Jax, it's all they got.

 

[gmen6981]

Cincinnati at 186 pages? Ok so it’s right in-line with another middling Big 12 program and seems appropriate!

And it's this kind of high quality shit posting that keeps me coming back here all these years.
Damn I miss GPAs.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

And Gumbo

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Unfortunately, I think we're going to have to suffer through this year. Ewers is the real deal. He has a good supporting cast, and the B12 is a steaming pile of crap. That being said, they won't sustain it, and the inevitable collapse will be stunning. Hell, since the mid-70s, the best they've managed was one six-year period of national relevance, and they needed two generational quarterbacks in a row to do that. Manning is a glorified three-star and will be quickly exposed.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Manning is a glorified three-star and will be quickly exposed.

We all see it, but those Texas fans I work with think his film is better than Ewers. The downfall will be glorious.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

We all see it, but those Texas fans I work with think his film is better than Ewers. The downfall will be glorious.

Harbaugh's New England prep school recruits played against more and better African-American cornerbacks than Manning did.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Ewers still has really sloppy footwork and seems to live to throw off his back foot. Thus the inconsistency. I don’t see the week in week out performance from him.

 

[cincibuck]

But I do love me some real Tex-Mex food. And Thump or no Thump, Taco-Bell ain't Tex-Mex.

 

[Thump]

But I do love me some real Tex-Mex food. And Thump or no Thump, Taco-Bell ain't Tex-Mex.

 

[Bestbuck36]

So….

Hey Texass kid, Why does he looking like he's running from y'all? Wouldn't be his tan now would it?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[buckeyemania11]

Not back

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]