Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[BuckeyeNation27]

You have a 197-page thread slamming my team, but you can’t take a little smack talk in return? Your game needs work, lol

Not being able to take it and making fun of a lame as fuck attempt at it are two very different things.

 

[dkrisgod]

... in 15 years of the thread existing.

The fact that the thread has existed for 15 years is what's fucking weird. But your coach with the plastic surgery, or whatever the fuck makes him look so creepy, is weird too, so it all makes sense now

 

[Jaxbuck]

The fact that the thread has existed for 15 years is what's fucking weird.

We keep it alive to come here and make fun of Texas fans who think they are back every year.

The fact it’s 15+ years old should tell you something

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

I just feel sad for this kid. He thinks he's doing something.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I just feel sad for this kid. He thinks he's doing something.

What the hell are you talking about?

He called our coach ugly.

I’m not sure if I’ll be able to sleep tonight. The clever bastard got me.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

Huh huh ...guys, check it out. Then I went on an Ohio State message board and told them they were stupid and they cried about it and couldn't handle me.

No way, bro! That's so cool. You're like the coolest guy we know.

I know, right? I had them all crying so hard. They didn't know what to do.

Man, you're awesome. I wish I was like you.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Huh huh ...guys, check it out. Then I went on an Ohio State message board and told them they were stupid and they cried about it and couldn't handle me.

No way, bro! That's so cool. You're like the coolest guy we know.

I know, right? I had them all crying so hard. They didn't know what to do.

Man, you're awesome. I wish I was like you.

It’s an exchange as old as middle school itself.

 

[dkrisgod]

I just feel sad for this kid. He thinks he's doing something.

And yet you've responded 6x (and counting) to my posts. What does that say about you?

 

[Jaxbuck]

And yet you've responded 6x (and counting) to my posts. What does that say about you?

That he’s patient with children?

 

[dkrisgod]

That he’s patient with children?

Now that made me laugh, the first good comeback in this entire exchange

 

[Mike80]

I just came over here to see how you guys were doing after the big game vs the Domers. Imagine my surprise to find 197 pages of posts about a team you haven't played since 2009. Fucking weird.

Hey there, uh, kiddo....none of us BKB clones played for Ohio State. Giovanni Strassini aside, that is....

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

And yet you've responded 6x (and counting) to my posts. What does that say about you?

That I'm bored? What does your dumb ass think it means?

 

[dkrisgod]

That I'm bored? What does your dumb ass think it means?

Let’s be honest, anyone who has over one or two thousand posts on a sports message board has a pretty pathetic, boring life, but I see you have close to 40,000 posts, so congratulations, lol…

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

You guys are clearly still butthurt from the 2005 game (in the Shoe…at night...lol), or maybe the 2009 Fiesta Bowl. I'm impressed. Seriously looking forward to the home and home series with the Buckeyes in 2025 and 2026, when I suspect you will have a different head coach. I was in Columbus for the 2005 game, had a great time...

Look, it’s a fellow non-Buckeye/B1G fan interloper like me!

As this forum’s #1 source for everything related to LSU Athletics and Gumbo, I just wanted to welcome you here

Do you put tomatoes in your gumbo?

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Huh huh ...guys, check it out. Then I went on an Ohio State message board and told them they were stupid and they cried about it and couldn't handle me.

No way, bro! That's so cool. You're like the coolest guy we know.

I know, right? I had them all crying so hard. They didn't know what to do.

Man, you're awesome. I wish I was like you.