Texas Longhorns (big hat, no cattle; please don’t Horns Down us)

[TDunk]

Did that come from an A&M fan/board? I see there's no little piggy for the Aggies.

Pretty sure the aggie piglet is sucking off the dad.

 

[jlb1705]

Pretty sure the aggie piglet is sucking off the dad.

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[AuTX Buckeye]

ESPN access to players concerns Brown

Brown is anal retentive about who has access to what in his program, he's about as tight lipped as they come, hardly holds open practices etc... this should be fun the moment ESPN films an NCAA violation, how quickly that tape disappears in to the abyss

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

ESPN access to players concerns Brown

Brown is anal retentive about who has access to what in his program, he's about as tight lipped as they come, hardly holds open practices etc... this should be fun the moment ESPN films an NCAA violation, how quickly that tape disappears in to the abyss

from the article:

Brown also mentioned the possibility of holding two separate meetings if ESPN was involved in covering one. One meeting with the coaches would be for the network and the other meeting would include the issues the coaches really needed to discuss.

So, they're going to have staged/scripted meetings for BevoVision?

Sounds right up E!SPN's alley.

 

[Zurp]

from the article:



So, they're going to have staged/scripted meetings for BevoVision?

Sounds right up E!SPN's alley.

If they don't want ESPN in on their meetings, they should have all the coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. Except not the real coaches. Hire some guys off the street to "play" Univ. of Texas coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. The real coaches can go have their real meeting somewhere else.

 

[Bleed S & G]

Wouldn't the UT staff have better things to do than script meetings for ESPiN? Love it.

 

[scooter1369]

Will they lead each show with "this meeting is filmed in front of a live studio audience"?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Wouldn't the ESPiN staff have better things to do than script meetings for UT? Love it.

FIFY

 

[Tlangs]

If they don't want ESPN in on their meetings, they should have all the coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. Except not the real coaches. Hire some guys off the street to "play" Univ. of Texas coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. The real coaches can go have their real meeting somewhere else.

love this idea!

 

[scooter1369]

If they don't want ESPN in on their meetings, they should have all the coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. Except not the real coaches. Hire some guys off the street to "play" Univ. of Texas coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. The real coaches can go have their real meeting somewhere else.

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[AuTX Buckeye]

If they don't want ESPN in on their meetings, they should have all the coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. Except not the real coaches. Hire some guys off the street to "play" Univ. of Texas coaches wearing Chewbacca masks. The real coaches can go have their real meeting somewhere else.

this is Austin.. you wouldn't have to hire someone, you could go down to 6th street and find some dude who would do it for free.

 

[Zurp]

this is Austin.. you wouldn't have to hire someone, you could go down to 6th street and find some dude who would do it for free.

As long as they use Chewbacca masks, and not, like, Ronald Reagan or Richard Nixon masks. Chewbacca masks. Extra points if they try to hold the meeting and talk like Chewbacca the whole time. Maybe have a graduate assistant (no mask) feverishly taking notes the whole time. Actually, strike that. Instead of no mask on the GA, stick a Klingon forehead on him and have him make aggressive threats toward the opposition that make no sense. But make sure that he understand what all the Chewbaccas are saying, or else this idea is dumb. Wait.. nevermind..

 

[AuTX Buckeye]

As long as they use Chewbacca masks, and not, like, Ronald Reagan or Richard Nixon masks. Chewbacca masks. Extra points if they try to hold the meeting and talk like Chewbacca the whole time. Maybe have a graduate assistant (no mask) feverishly taking notes the whole time. Actually, strike that. Instead of no mask on the GA, stick a Klingon forehead on him and have him make aggressive threats toward the opposition that make no sense. But make sure that he understand what all the Chewbaccas are saying, or else this idea is dumb. Wait.. nevermind..

well this is Texas where the two favorite presidents are Bush Sr and Bush Jr so those would likely be the ex-president mask of choice. Perhaps they could wear Longhorn heads and give the presser like that.

Hell just stick Bevo and the Bevo Mascot along with a randomly selected student and maybe the former strength on conditioning coach Mad Dog

 

[lvbuckeye]

You think there was an actual "war" in Vietnam??? Please - it was all filmed in parts of Plaquemines Parish - just like the "moon landing" in Arizona. Ask yourself who got the "money" for that war?? Who was the President then? What state was he from? Why does Smoov hate Texas???

Connect the dots. :tinfoil:

er, were you channeling me? :p

 

[BuckTwenty]

Depending on the interpretation of current NCAA rules, televising high school games on The Longhorn Network might give Texas an unfair advantage in recruiting on top of the inherent advantages the nation's wealthiest athletic department already has.

Depending on the interpretation of the rules?! You gotta be [Mark May]in' me. If that doesn't scream unfair competitive advantage with regards to recruiting...