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Texas A&M Aggies, aTm (official thread of jizz jars)

They could. They suck but I'm not sure I'd call any of those games sure losses.

Florida - Offense is not good either, defense is really bad (117th in yards allowed per game)
Auburn just stinks, they don't really do anything well. But the game is @ Auburn

Umass is a sure W

LSU is the flavor of the week because they beat a overhyped Ole Miss team, but if they can lose to Florida State they can lose to A&M on the road.

Not sure what's funnier though, them missing a bowl game totally or them going 6-6 and losing in one of the SEC's bottom bow tie-ins, the Birmingham Bowl (vs some AAC team) or "Union Home Mortgage" Gasparilla Bowl

I'd definitely enjoy watching TAM losing in some low-end bowl more than just knowing they are sitting at home filling jizz jars or whatever they do in the off season.
 
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Just when you thought it was safe to go out, the Grammar Nazi's return. :-)
 
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Just some paramilitary guys with white crosses painted on their faces having a torch parade. Happens every weekend at colleges across the country.

Same rationalization from Aggy about every backwards weird thing they do

"THEYVE BEEN DOING IT FOR DECADES ITS JUST A TRADITION!"

Yes a tradition of bizarre cult like activity that nobody else thinks is normal at all.
 
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Same rationalization from Aggy about every backwards weird thing they do

"THEYVE BEEN DOING IT FOR DECADES ITS JUST A TRADITION!"

Yes a tradition of bizarre cult like activity that nobody else thinks is normal at all.
I was thinking yesterday about what it would take to get them as fans to let go of every weird thing they do. Like if the president of the school got together with the AD and they bring in a new coach and all three of them start a campaign to rid the school of all the weird fuckin shit they do.....could they succeed? I doubt it.
 
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I was thinking yesterday about what it would take to get them as fans to let go of every weird thing they do. Like if the president of the school got together with the AD and they bring in a new coach and all three of them start a campaign to rid the school of all the weird fuckin shit they do.....could they succeed? I doubt it.
Doubt it, because let's be honest, the donors/boosters have more power than the 3 people you mentioned. Those 3 need the NIL money to keep flowing in order for them to stay relevant
 
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Aggy would gladly drop down to FCS football and get kicked out of the AAU before giving up their fake army and glorious turdishuns! Any President who tried to change things would be out the door in a split second. Hell, there's a huge contingent of "old ags" who have been hostile to any academic improvements because they think it attracts the wrong type of kid.
 
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I was thinking yesterday about what it would take to get them as fans to let go of every weird thing they do. Like if the president of the school got together with the AD and they bring in a new coach and all three of them start a campaign to rid the school of all the weird fuckin shit they do.....could they succeed? I doubt it.
1. My freshman year, aTm came to the 'shoe for a game. The school bio sheet, written by the aTm PIO office and printed in the game program, claimed that the student's nickname for the place was, "Sing Sing on the Brazos."
2. I ran into a high school classmate during T-day break. He had gone to aTm for God knows why. During week six, an upperclassman came into the dorm shower room with a large rattlesnake and threw it into the showers while my friend and two other students were showering. He flew back to Ohio that night and transferred to Wittenberg.
3. So, no, I don't think you could force them to give up on being Stage 4 weirdo.
 
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