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Tay"LLLL"or "LLLL"ewan (douchebag)

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From Dec 1, 2013: http://www.freep.com/article/201312...n-wolverines-football-taylor-lewan-senior-day

With the regular season over, Michigan captain Taylor Lewan had a few things to get off his chest after the 42-41 loss to Ohio State.

So he let them loose in his postgame press conference, defiantly sharing his team’s effort, disproving the doubters on Saturday to nearly win the game, despite the 7-5 regular season record, 3-5 in the Big Ten.

“Because we’re Michigan,” he said. “It doesn’t matter what our record is, it doesn’t matter what happened the past few years. All that matters is we’re the winningest program in college football. That’s how it is and as long as coach (Brady) Hoke’s around, that’s how it’s going to be. I don’t care about the fair-weather fans, the media, I don’t care about that. All I care about is the people in that room. I could care less if there was 110,000 Ohio State fans (infiltrating Michigan Stadium.) This team knew what we were going to do today.”
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Not any more jackass. Congratulations! mwahahahahahaha :slappy:
 
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muffler dragon said:
From Dec 1, 2013: http://www.freep.com/article/201312...n-wolverines-football-taylor-lewan-senior-day



Not any more jackass. Congratulations! mwahahahahahaha :slappy:
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Actually, Taylor, let me help you with a little basic arithmatic: 5-7, 7-6, 11-2, 8-5, 7-6 = 38-26 (.594)

What's this "we" shit? You have been decisively mediocre in your five years. Typical "m*ch*g*n man", clinging to past glories he's had zero part of.

"All I have known at m*ch*g*n is failure" -- Taylor Lewan
 
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All that matters is we’re the winningest program in college football. That’s how it is and as long as coach (Brady) Hoke’s around, that’s how it’s going to be. I don’t care about the fair-weather fans, the media, I don’t care about that. All I care about is the people in that room. I could care less if there was 110,000 Ohio State fans (infiltrating Michigan Stadium.) This team knew what we were going to do today.”
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If I read this correctly Lewan et al can sit in the middle of the field and piddle with themselves while going 0-12 so long as they are still the winningest program in CFB. No matter that this feat relies on what happened two centuries ago on the backs of men wearing leather helmets, all of whom were white and none of whom ever heard of the forward pass. Never mind that the list of victories these conquering heroes take credit for includes wins over Albion, Stevens, Oberlin, Olivet, Adelbert, Beloit, Hilsdale, Case, Kalamazoo, Lake Forest and the mighty Physicians and Surgeons. You wont find Appalachian State on that list, but you will find - and I shit you not - Grand Rapids High.

And yes, your team knew what they were going to do that day.

They were going to lose - because you have wins to spare to remain the winningest program in CFB.

Just don't live too long Taylor, or you will likely lose that distinction as well.
 
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Oh8ch said:
Never mind that the list of victories these conquering heroes take credit for includes wins over Albion, Stevens, Oberlin, Olivet, Adelbert, Beloit, Hilsdale, Case, Kalamazoo, Lake Forest and the mighty Physicians and Surgeons. You wont find Appalachian State on that list, but you will find - and I [Mark May] you not - Grand Rapids High.

And yes, your team knew what they were going to do that day.

They were going to lose - because you have wins to spare to remain the winningest program in CFB.

Just don't live too long Taylor, or you will likely lose that distinction as well.
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Or Toledo.
 
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