OCBuckWife
I am the evil monkey in your closet
Gatorubet;1454460; said:Well, OCBW - maybe he's a swag-bellied malt-worm, a surly, dizzy-eyed rats bane, a craven hedge-born lewdster, an errant pottle-deep pignut, a fawning toad-spotted scut, a spongy flap-mouthed lout, a mewling, clay-brained maggot-pie, and a paunchy, rude-growing flap-dragon, but he's NOT an urchin of any kind.
(Got your back Kyle)
This is true. He grew right out of urchin and right into carpet-bagger vagabond. That's a whole 'nother level right there.
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