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Surgeons remove healthy kidney through donor's vagina

The woman was chosen to be the first donor to undergo the procedure because a previous hysterectomy enabled doctors to operate without a uterus obstructing their efforts, he added.
Fucking uterus always getting in the way and shit.


The three-hour procedure typically allows the donor to return home within 24 hours.
The more traditional surgery requires a 5- to 6-inch incision through the abdominal wall and generally is followed by two or three days of hospitalization.
Sounds pretty darned Easy and way less scary, keep me in the hospital a few days, hell yes.





"If you asked our patient, she said it was like getting a tooth removed. She was walking that night and left the next day," Montgomery said.
The procedure is done by inserting "wand-like cameras and tools" through small incisions in the abdomen and navel.
Doctors then insert a hollow tube through the vagina with a bag at the end.
Once the kidney is cut loose, surgeons use video from the cameras to guide them as they maneuver the bag around the organ, place it in the tube and pull it out through the vaginal opening, Montgomery said.
A kidney weighs approximately one pound and is roughly the size of a clenched hand

Weighs the what now? Pulling something the size of what out of my what, when? OH HELL NO.

Touch me again, doctor, and you are pulling back a fucking stump. The only person allowed to stuff a freaking CAMERA up my vagina is..........no, sorry, NO ONE is allowed to do that!
 
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I ate her Kidney and vagina with some faver beans...

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BUCKYLE;1398366; said:
Bathtub full of ice = slathered with KY ?

Waking up unsure how you got covered in ice, stuck in a bathtub, and are sticky from the waist down = roofied until the entire lacrosse team was able to have it's way with you or had your kidney pulled out through your vagina. :wink2:
 
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