Steve Sarkisian - (Cutty Sark after Dark, Texas HC)

[Bucklion]

Sarkisian should have had a fall guy.

Must have thought he ran a tight ship.

 

[Dryden]

Very strange presser this morning where Sark admitted he mixed pain meds & alcohol. Would not disclose what medications he was taking and for what reasons, and did not admit to having a drinking problem, though it sounds Hayden has made it clear AA and rehab are both on the table, hence the ban on alcohol in the coaches locker room. Sark also explained that there was never alcohol in the locker room for the players, rather it was the coaches office where the staff might have a few beers after big wins at home.

 

[Bill Lucas]

rather it was the coaches office where the staff might have a few beers after big wins at home.

So the same beer has been in the fridge since he got the job?

 

[BigWoof31]

" hence the ban on alcohol in the coaches locker room."

How is this even allowed? What other schools have this? What coaches are drinking after games or practice?
Unless my team won absurd amount of championships, I'd be furious if I found out coaches were drinking in the locker room.

 

[NFBuck]

Sark also explained that there was never alcohol in the locker room for the players, rather it was the coaches office where the staff might have a few beers after big wins at home.

A "few" beers after big wins.

 

[OHSportsFan]

" hence the ban on alcohol in the coaches locker room."

How is this even allowed? What other schools have this? What coaches are drinking after games or practice?
Unless my team won absurd amount of championships, I'd be furious if I found out coaches were drinking in the locker room.

Our high school football coaches would routinely get hammered on the coach's bus after big wins.

Of course us kids would do the same later that night.

 

[MaxBuck]

I understand making fun of the guy, but in all honesty, Steve Sarkisian is now officially my hero. I can forever play the video to my wife to illustrate that my behavior is entirely inside the norm of masculine, US sports loving men.

 

[matcar]

I'm waiting for the soon to come moment when Sark and Saw fill our threads each night with the delights of an evening well-spent.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

He's gonna need a new secretary.

 

[Tlangs]

if doing shots of fireball and ripping on Notre Dame/Oregon is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

http://deadspin.com/steve-sarkisian-apologizes-for-getting-liquored-up-and-1725988506


Deadspin has it now too.
This was the same event that their RB got blackout drunk at last year, jumped off a two story building, broke both his ankles and then lied about it claiming he had to jump into a pool to save his brother.

Don't get me wrong - blacking out at college football event is what makes America great, but maybe this event needs to be dry moving forward.

Dry? What is this? Eastern Kentucky?

 

[colobuck79]

@ thread title. Nicely done.

 

[CincyInterloper]

Oh, like none of you drink at work.

 

[Dryden]

Oh, like none of you drink at work.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

"no more booze in the coaches lockerroom"

The coaching staff to sark: