Anmd the only people still talking about the supposed Chad Johnson thing is Steelers and Browns fans. If something so bad happen why hasn't the league done something? So right back at you....LET IT GO
Yep, you got me there! I have been talking about Chad Johnson this whole thread. I have been unable to say anything in this thread without bringing up Chad Johnson. In fact, now that you mention it- I realize deep down that I hate the Steelers. I'm so glad you were here to point me in the right direction. Oh, where would I be without you great Bengals fans to point out how great your team is and how horrible the Steelers are?
Oh yeah- thats right, I remember now- I didn't bring up Chad Johnson once. The Bengals have had exactly 1 (ONE) playoff game in the last 15 years-- and lost. I think that says all that needs to be said.
I know, I know 'the Steelers only won because they cheated'. The message has been pounded home over and over now. Maybe NFL films will put together an expose piece showing how evil they are. Maybe they will show those secret pictures of Bill Cowher shaking hands with Osama Bin Laden. I hope they also show the part where Pittsburgh engaged in a Republican-sponsored conspiracy to take Palmer down so the population of Cincinnati can be punished for voting against the evil bastard Bush. They would also, I'm sure, show how Big Ben is merely a puppet-quarterback, controlled by the Pentagon in their never-ending efforts to rig all American sports only so they can win big on sports betting to fund a super-secret spy agency deployed to ruin the life of every Bengals fan. In fact, I would not be surprised to see congress initiate a round of hearings to discuss the validity of disbanding the Steelers altogether; dispersing their assets evenly amongst all of the other teams and banning any of their players from ever playing again or to ever make it into the HOF. That may be hard to pass in the Republican Senate, though. I also seem to remember a photo showing Terry Bradshaw holding a rifle in one hand and the Cincinnati phonebook in the other, too. Lynn Swan is known to be one of the founding members of Pittsburgh's notorious Crips gang. The terrible towel is a reference to awful locker room hazing rituals practiced by KKK members during the height of the civil rights movement.
Are there any other conspiracy theories out there that I could have missed. I'm sure you can come up with something witty about how horrible the Steelers are, or how dumb I am, or something. Just remember: all submissions need to relate back to the obvious superiority of your precious Bengals. Aside from that, everything is free game. Please, please, please, please WOW me with your never ending wordsmithing about the Evil Empire that is Steeler Nation. :)