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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
DiHard -

here I am, dressed in my Red #7 jersey, running around bumfuck Conn. looking for a bar with the game on... as luck would have it, I found such a bar...
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By the powers vested in me as an officer and a gentleman in the United States Army, and from a career's worth of knowledge obtained through training and real world actions, I am here to tell you that you are either lost, or ignorant-perhaps both.

Bumfuck is in Egypt. It is where DoD sends troops who have contracted the dread Black Syphlis, or officers who have seriously offended their superiors. It has been permanently distorted/obscured on Google Maps per the orders of Vice President Dick Cheney.
 
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NJ-Buckeye said:
He doesn't live in Maryland.. he's a world renown brain surgeon (MD).. at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester MN
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I did not know that.
 
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