SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[Mike80]

I stopped reading here:

Matt Hayes @Matt_HayesSN

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

So, the dumbest fan base in America doesn't understand that merely going to High School in the SEC footprint does not make one a faster player? Shocking.

 

[Palpie]

So, the dumbest fan base in America doesn't understand that merely going to High School in the SEC footprint does not make one a faster player? Shocking.

I'm pretty sure my 40 time dropped by .5 seconds when we moved down to Atlanta from Ohio when i was in 3rd grade.

 

[Buckeye86]

So, the dumbest fan base in America doesn't understand that merely going to High School in the SEC footprint does not make one a faster player? Shocking.

Even fucking Iowa figured that out eventually.

 

[colobuck79]

Michigan is hot and all kinds of hip because Jim Harbaugh is infectious.

Good Lord, are there people that really talk this way?

 

[Buckeye86]

Just to recap, this is what Harbaugh has done on the recruiting trail thus far.

Harbaugh - hired December 30, 2014
01.24.15 Zach Gentry, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
01.24.15 Reuben Jones, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
01.25.15 Nolan Ulizio, OL (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
02.03.15 Grant Perry, WR (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Karan Higdon, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Shelton Johnson, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Tyrone Wheately Jr, TE (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Keith Washington, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.03.15 Brandon Peters, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
04.04.15 David Reese, LB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.06.15 Kingston Davis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.08.15 Matthew Falcon, RB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.02.15 Michael Onwenu, OL/DL (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.04.15 Kiante Enis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
06.06.15 Chris Evans, RB (247 ****, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
06.06.15 Dytarious Johnson, LB (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)

06.12.15 Antwaine Richardson, CB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout NR)

But he's from Florida so, you know, Harbaugh is a genius demigod recruiter.

06.14.15 Rashad Weaver, DE (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)

You really can't make this shit up...

 

[maximumblitz]

You'll be relieved to know that Harbaugh's "wing man" (who makes $250,000 per year) is back on the job:

Michigan reinstates staffer arrested for suspicion of drunk driving

“Jim is back working in the program,” Harbaugh confirmed after working a satellite camp in Alabama Friday. “There’s a plan in place, and he’s following through with it, and I think it’s going to have a positive outcome.”

Jim Harbaugh: 2005 DUI 'made me a better counselor

http://www.si.com/nfl/audibles/2013...-and-aldon-smith-provides-a-serious-test-case

 

[scarletmike]

Dan Mullen throwing some smack talk Harbaugh's way.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I have to admit I'm enjoying the fuck out of watching Harbaugh's bat shit craziness irritate the living fuck out of the SEC while not doing one goddamn bit of damage to OSU.

It's pretty much perfect.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

This is only the beginning. The Harbaugh can't be reasoned with. He can't be shamed. He can't be analyzed. He feels no introspection. He will not see a shrink. And he absolutely WILL NOT STOP until the Michigan football program is dead!

I seriously see him burning it to the ground and then holding a press conference to resign at the end of which he says, "you fuckers should have let me major in history." It's the greatest troll job of all time that we're witnessing.

 

[AJHawkfan]

...and then holding a press conference to resign at the end of which he says, "you fuckers should have let me major in history."

After which, he is presented a giant check from Jerry Jones in the amount of 30 bazillion dollars to take over the Cowboys; at which point, the camera swings over to Jaybrau for comment....

(Looks like he's working on a recruiting letter to an Oregon commit....... )

 

[Jaxbuck]

he should flip to (apparently) sane Jim at said press conference and say "you guys knew I was crazy, pretty damn irresponsible of you to put me in charge of the football team don't you think?"

 

[Buckeye86]

Harbaugh - hired December 30, 2014
01.24.15 Zach Gentry, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
01.24.15 Reuben Jones, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
01.25.15 Nolan Ulizio, OL (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
02.03.15 Grant Perry, WR (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Karan Higdon, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Shelton Johnson, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Tyrone Wheately Jr, TE (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Keith Washington, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.03.15 Brandon Peters, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
04.04.15 David Reese, LB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.06.15 Kingston Davis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.08.15 Matthew Falcon, RB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.02.15 Michael Onwenu, OL/DL (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.04.15 Kiante Enis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
06.06.15 Chris Evans, RB (247 ****, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
06.06.15 Dytarious Johnson, LB (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
06.12.15 Antwaine Richardson, CB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout NR)
06.14.15 Rashad Weaver, DE (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
06.15.15 Sean McKeon, TE (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
06.15.15 Victor Viramontes, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)

Viramontes is the coveted QB/LB kind of athlete

 

[kujirakira]

Harbaugh - hired December 30, 2014
01.24.15 Zach Gentry, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
01.24.15 Reuben Jones, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
01.25.15 Nolan Ulizio, OL (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
02.03.15 Grant Perry, WR (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Karan Higdon, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Shelton Johnson, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Tyrone Wheately Jr, TE (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Keith Washington, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.03.15 Brandon Peters, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
04.04.15 David Reese, LB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.06.15 Kingston Davis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.08.15 Matthew Falcon, RB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.02.15 Michael Onwenu, OL/DL (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.04.15 Kiante Enis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
06.06.15 Chris Evans, RB (247 ****, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
06.06.15 Dytarious Johnson, LB (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
06.12.15 Antwaine Richardson, CB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout NR)
06.14.15 Rashad Weaver, DE (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
06.15.15 Sean McKeon, TE (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
06.15.15 Victor Viramontes, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)

Viramontes is the coveted QB/LB kind of athlete

Articles like this are pure gold.
http://www.freep.com/story/sports/c...michigan-football-victor-viramontes/28792119/

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

Exposure U went over like a lead balloon, with only 7 FBS schools attending...two from P5 conferences. Pat Fitzgerald whored himself out for a keynote speakers fee and Grandpa Bill Snyder sent a student assistant. Have fun wowing the rubes from Olivet Nazarene and Alma College, Jimbo!