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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Not quite Ron Perlman but definitely high in Simian qualities.

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Allons enfants de la Paterno,
Le jour de gloire est arrive !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'etendard Sandusky est leve !
L'etendard Sandusky est leve !
Entendez-vous dans les 409
Mugir ces feroces Nitts ?
Ils sisters throw off nos bras
Egorger vous le fax and evidents !


Aux armes, mes citoyens !
Formez vos bataillons !
White out ! White out !
Qu'un sang Big Ten,
We'll join the ACC !
 
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cincibuck said:
Allons enfants de la Paterno,
Le jour de gloire est arrive !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'etendard Sandusky est leve !
L'etendard Sandusky est leve !
Entendez-vous dans les 409
Mugir ces feroces Nitts ?
Ils sisters throw off nos bras
Egorger vous le fax and evidents !


Aux armes, mes citoyens !
Formez vos bataillons !
White out ! White out !
Qu'un sang Big Ten,
We'll join the ACC !
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I don't speak French very well so forgive my rough translation but since it's June 6th:

I surrendered to Paterno
He surrenders
They surrender
We all surrender something Sandusky
We all surrender to Sandusky again
We will surrender 409 times
Mom surrenders to Nits
My sister is a surrendering bra-less whore
We surrender the fax and evidents

Our army surrenders
Every battalion surrenders
We have surrendered to the white out. Twice
We will surrender to the Big Ten (even if there are 12 of them)
We will join the ACC if it keeps them from invading us.


or something like that
 
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You'll be relieved to know that Harbaugh's "wing man" (who makes $250,000 per year) is back on the job:

Michigan reinstates staffer arrested for suspicion of drunk driving

That certainly didn’t last long, especially given the alleged serious nature of the alleged crime that was allegedly committed.

In mid-May, Jim Minick, Michigan’s associate athletics director for football, was arrested for suspicion of operating a vehicle while intoxicated following a one-car accident at around 2 a.m. ET May 9. While he was not officially charged, Minick was indefinitely suspended by first-year UM head coachJim Harbaugh.

Nearly four weeks after the suspension was levied, the Detroit Free Press reports, Minick is back in the semi-good graces of the football program.

“Jim is back working in the program,” Harbaugh confirmed after working a satellite camp in Alabama Friday. “There’s a plan in place, and he’s following through with it, and I think it’s going to have a positive outcome.”

It should be noted that the arresting department, the Pittsfield Township (Mich.) police, is still awaiting the results of a toxicology report before deciding whether charges will be filed.

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...ffer-arrested-for-suspicion-of-drunk-driving/
 
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Jaxbuck said:
I don't speak French very well so forgive my rough translation but since it's June 6th:

I surrendered to Paterno
He surrenders
They surrender
We all surrender something Sandusky
We all surrender to Sandusky again
We will surrender 409 times
Mom surrenders to Nits
My sister is a surrendering bra-less whore
We surrender the fax and evidents

Our army surrenders
Every battalion surrenders
We have surrendered to the white out. Twice
We will surrender to the Big Ten (even if there are 12 of them)
We will join the ACC if it keeps them from invading us.


or something like that
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Close enough.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
You'll be relieved to know that Harbaugh's "wing man" (who makes $250,000 per year) is back on the job:

Michigan reinstates staffer arrested for suspicion of drunk driving

That certainly didn’t last long, especially given the alleged serious nature of the alleged crime that was allegedly committed.

In mid-May, Jim Minick, Michigan’s associate athletics director for football, was arrested for suspicion of operating a vehicle while intoxicated following a one-car accident at around 2 a.m. ET May 9. While he was not officially charged, Minick was indefinitely suspended by first-year UM head coachJim Harbaugh.

Nearly four weeks after the suspension was levied, the Detroit Free Press reports, Minick is back in the semi-good graces of the football program.

“Jim is back working in the program,” Harbaugh confirmed after working a satellite camp in Alabama Friday. “There’s a plan in place, and he’s following through with it, and I think it’s going to have a positive outcome.”

It should be noted that the arresting department, the Pittsfield Township (Mich.) police, is still awaiting the results of a toxicology report before deciding whether charges will be filed.

Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...ffer-arrested-for-suspicion-of-drunk-driving/
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Jimbo has been there, done that... it takes one to forgive one.
 
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Just to recap, this is what Harbaugh has done on the recruiting trail thus far.

Harbaugh - hired December 30, 2014
01.24.15 Zach Gentry, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
01.24.15 Reuben Jones, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
01.25.15 Nolan Ulizio, OL (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
02.03.15 Grant Perry, WR (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Karan Higdon, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Shelton Johnson, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Tyrone Wheately Jr, TE (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Keith Washington, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.03.15 Brandon Peters, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
04.04.15 David Reese, LB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.06.15 Kingston Davis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.08.15 Matthew Falcon, RB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.02.15 Michael Onwenu, OL/DL (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.04.15 Kiante Enis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
06.06.15 Chris Evans, RB (247 ****, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
06.06.15 Dytarious Johnson, LB (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
 
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Buckeye86 said:
Just to recap, this is what Harbaugh has done on the recruiting trail thus far.

Harbaugh - hired December 30, 2014
01.24.15 Zach Gentry, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
01.24.15 Reuben Jones, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
01.25.15 Nolan Ulizio, OL (247 ***, Rivals NR, Scout ***)
02.03.15 Grant Perry, WR (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Karan Higdon, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
02.04.15 Shelton Johnson, DE (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Tyrone Wheately Jr, TE (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
02.04.15 Keith Washington, ATH (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.03.15 Brandon Peters, QB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
04.04.15 David Reese, LB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.06.15 Kingston Davis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
04.08.15 Matthew Falcon, RB (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.02.15 Michael Onwenu, OL/DL (247 ****, Rivals ****, Scout ****)
06.04.15 Kiante Enis, RB (247 ***, Rivals ***, Scout ***)
06.06.15 Chris Evans, RB (247 ****, Rivals ***, Scout ****)
06.06.15 Dytarious Johnson, LB (247 NR, Rivals NR, Scout NR)
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5 RBs, 4 in the '16 class. Are they all true RBs? Guess he really is going for 3 yards and a cloud of dust
 
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