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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens

Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh appeared to have changed his tune when it comes to chickens and expressed it as much on Monday.
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Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens​

"I have chickens. We have chickens," Harbaugh explained, via 247 Sports. "That was COVID year, 2020, Easter. Went to the Tractor Supply. And that's before I think they even shut things down. But went to the Tractor Supply, got my chickens, brought them home for Easter. And just little chicks. ‘Here kids.’ And they loved them. They loved those chickens for about a week.

"And then the chicks became teenager chickens and then became adult chickens. All hens, egg layers. I'm the one who takes care of them. And the respect that I have for chickens.

"I know there was a time when I said that chicken is a nervous bird. ‘I don't eat chicken; I only eat meat.’ But I was dead wrong. I stand corrected. These chickens are low maintenance and high production. They lay an egg every 26, 27 hours. And they need water, they need food."

He added that he plays with the chickens as well and credited them with being good for his mental health and being "highly productive."

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ScriptOhio said:
www.foxnews.com

Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens

Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh appeared to have changed his tune when it comes to chickens and expressed it as much on Monday.
www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com

Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens​

"I have chickens. We have chickens," Harbaugh explained, via 247 Sports. "That was COVID year, 2020, Easter. Went to the Tractor Supply. And that's before I think they even shut things down. But went to the Tractor Supply, got my chickens, brought them home for Easter. And just little chicks. ‘Here kids.’ And they loved them. They loved those chickens for about a week.

"And then the chicks became teenager chickens and then became adult chickens. All hens, egg layers. I'm the one who takes care of them. And the respect that I have for chickens.

"I know there was a time when I said that chicken is a nervous bird. ‘I don't eat chicken; I only eat meat.’ But I was dead wrong. I stand corrected. These chickens are low maintenance and high production. They lay an egg every 26, 27 hours. And they need water, they need food."

He added that he plays with the chickens as well and credited them with being good for his mental health and being "highly productive."

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You know what would be good for your mental health, Jim? Actually seeing a psychiatrist and getting professionally diagnosed and treated for the issues you've been avoiding your entire life. Not chickens, Jim.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
www.foxnews.com

Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens

Michigan football head coach Jim Harbaugh appeared to have changed his tune when it comes to chickens and expressed it as much on Monday.
www.foxnews.com www.foxnews.com

Michigan's Jim Harbaugh changes stance on chickens​

"I have chickens. We have chickens," Harbaugh explained, via 247 Sports. "That was COVID year, 2020, Easter. Went to the Tractor Supply. And that's before I think they even shut things down. But went to the Tractor Supply, got my chickens, brought them home for Easter. And just little chicks. ‘Here kids.’ And they loved them. They loved those chickens for about a week.

"And then the chicks became teenager chickens and then became adult chickens. All hens, egg layers. I'm the one who takes care of them. And the respect that I have for chickens.

"I know there was a time when I said that chicken is a nervous bird. ‘I don't eat chicken; I only eat meat.’ But I was dead wrong. I stand corrected. These chickens are low maintenance and high production. They lay an egg every 26, 27 hours. And they need water, they need food."

He added that he plays with the chickens as well and credited them with being good for his mental health and being "highly productive."

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I just hope this fuckwad lays an egg on Monday.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I wonder if the dfbia will turn on the smirking little jock-sniffer for "not getting that extension done!"
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Oh you know they will.

Then when it comes to Harbaugh there will be a split. Those who will treat him as some kind of Martyr and then the other faction who flips script and treats him as a traitor who left them out to dry. It’s gonna be glorious
 
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buckeyemania11 said:
Oh you know they will.

Then when it comes to Harbaugh there will be a split. Those who will treat him as some kind of Martyr and then the other faction who flips script and treats him as a traitor who left them out to dry. It’s gonna be glorious
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Agree with the first part. When I read that smirking little jock-sniffer's tweets, there's always several Walmarts replying with demands that he "get the extension done." What's disgusting in reading his replies is how many in the cult of personality that he's built up tell him what a great leader he is and how lucky they are to have him. His jock-sniffing and pandering to the fanbase is the fucking exact opposite of what a university leader should be doing.

I don't see a split regarding Simple Jim. I think they'll be unanimous in declaring him a martyr. They'll tell themselves that "he really wanted to stay for life" but the ncaa and B1G were hellbent on running him off because he called for revenue sharing with the players (ncaa) and because they couldn't compete with him on the field (B1G).
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Agree with the first part. When I read that smirking little jock-sniffer's tweets, there's always several Walmarts replying with demands that he "get the extension done." What's disgusting in reading his replies is how many in the cult of personality that he's built up tell him what a great leader he is and how lucky they are to have him. His jock-sniffing and pandering to the fanbase is the fucking exact opposite of what a university leader should be doing.

I don't see a split regarding Simple Jim. I think they'll be unanimous in declaring him a martyr. They'll tell themselves that "he really wanted to stay for life" but the ncaa and B1G were hellbent on running him off because he called for revenue sharing with the players (ncaa) and because they couldn't compete with him on the field (B1G).
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You may be right. There aren’t many defectors from the Harbaugh cult currently but I think some anger might manifest once the move is actually made. They are currently under the mind set that he would never leave them. He promised!

Hilarious now of course over on goblow they are crying about the timing of the agent news drop. Just the media again trying to distract Michigan from becoming supreme rulers of college football. :lol:

Harbaugh hires Don Yee as agent per Schefter [Ed: Months ago, this was a news drop] | mgoblog

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1741331044647731526?s=61 [Ed: As reporters quickly pointed out, Harbaugh enlisted Yee months ago. The reason you're hearing about it on the eve of the Playoff is Pete Thamel thought it could hurt Michigan to drop a Harbaugh-NFL rumor today. It's embarrassing for...
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buckeyemania11 said:
You may be right. There aren’t many defectors from the Harbaugh cult currently but I think some anger might manifest once the move is actually made. They are currently under the mind set that he would never leave them. He promised!

Hilarious now of course over on goblow they are crying about the timing of the agent news drop. Just the media again trying to distract Michigan from becoming supreme rulers of college football. :lol:

Harbaugh hires Don Yee as agent per Schefter [Ed: Months ago, this was a news drop] | mgoblog

https://x.com/adamschefter/status/1741331044647731526?s=61 [Ed: As reporters quickly pointed out, Harbaugh enlisted Yee months ago. The reason you're hearing about it on the eve of the Playoff is Pete Thamel thought it could hurt Michigan to drop a Harbaugh-NFL rumor today. It's embarrassing for...
mgoblog.com mgoblog.com
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Maybe. For them to turn on Harbaugh, I think it would take the NCAA absolutely nuking the program while providing a shit ton of evidence that Simple Jim and the coordinators knew. That's what it would take for a decent portion of the dfbia to turn on Simple Jim. Anything short of that, and I think they martyr him and stay in denial.
 
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BB73 said:
He‘s not the brightest bulb, but even he knows he’s probably getting a 5-year show cause from the NCAA in a matter of months.
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I'd like to see scUM get the "death penalty"; however, realistically that isn't likely. The best that we can hope for is probably 3 years of vacated wins, several years on probation, several years with a post season ban, significant reduction in the number of scholarships for multiple years, and/or maybe the return of bowl money for 2021- 2023, etc.
 
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ScriptOhio said:
I'd like to see scUM get the "death penalty"; however, realistically that isn't likely. The best that we can hope for is probably 3 years of vacated wins, several years on probation, several years with a post season ban, significant reduction in the number of scholarships for multiple years, and/or maybe the return of bowl money for 2021- 2023, etc.
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Only way they get the death penalty if it's shown the staff fucked with Vegas
 
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ScriptOhio said:
I'd like to see scUM get the "death penalty"; however, realistically that isn't likely. The best that we can hope for is probably 3 years of vacated wins, several years on probation, several years with a post season ban, significant reduction in the number of scholarships for multiple years, and/or maybe the return of bowl money for 2021- 2023, etc.
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That’s the most realistic punishment. But it sucks that their wins in The Game have changed the perception of OSU. And given them a sense of confidence that is false in every sense of the word.
 
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