SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Interesting. While I will always believe that the Vikings interview was a set up to humiliate and fuck with Simple Jim (team President had dealt with all his toxic bullshit while at the 49ers), the Broncos interest was legit. However, when the team wouldn't coronate him over the phone and said that they had a process to go through, Simple Jim threw a tantrum and pulled out.

Now, it doesn't sound like anyone is ready to coronate Simple Jim and is going through their processes. Since he's looking to hit the eject button before the NCAA shows up this time around, I wonder if he'll swallow that gargantuan ego of his and go through the teams' interviewing processes to get his escape. Meanwhile, Yoko Ono is sitting there like a fool with his finished contract desperately waiting for Simple Jim to sign it. It, however, reportedly has a poison pill buyout that would keep any NFL team from hiring Simple Jim for next year because I'm assuming that Yoko is terrified that the next coach won't let him shower with the team.

 

[Jaxbuck]

I’ve read and considered all the different angles and come to the conclusion that the only reasonable course of action here is for the NCAA to take him out back and shoot him.

 

[Jake]

I’ve read and considered all the different angles and come to the conclusion that the only reasonable course of action here is for the NCAA to take him out back and shoot him.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Write a book? This is the guy whose coaches considered him too stupid to read a book.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

 

[ScriptOhio]

FWIW, a "Harbaugh article";

What kind of coach is Jim Harbaugh? Michigan boss remains an enigma despite decades in the spotlight

We know plenty about Harbaugh personally, but his coaching style has been tough to nail down

www.cbssports.com

"A future?" said Harbaugh after being asked directly what's next for him. "I hope to have one. How's that?"

Michigan has been willing to live with Harbaugh and his NCAA troubles for the only reason that matters: He wins -- a lot.

 

[kujirakira]

Write a book? This is the guy whose coaches considered him too stupid to read a book.

Step 1. Cheat
Step 2. Cheat
...
...
...
Step x-2. Deny deny deny deny
Step x-1. Accuse Ohio State
Step x. Profit

 

[ScriptOhio]

"I am not a crook cheat"

 

[Jake]

 

[gregorylee]

Championship, the 9 year plan!

 

[Jake]

Even his brother took a shot.

 

[Thump]

Even his brother took a shot.

EABOD.

 

[Bucklion]

Jimmy's escape hatch?

Spin pass Herbert? Eugene Jesus?

 

[CMic]

My hope is that he goes to the NFL and drafts McCarthy in the first round.
I really need an NFL team to hate.

 

[buckeyebri]

My hope is that he goes to the NFL and drafts McCarthy in the first round.
I really need an NFL team to hate.

I have yet to understand what anyone sees in McCarthy as an NFL QB.