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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

You know, as stupid as the guy acts from time to time, he still managed to hang an L on two buckeye teams that we presumed to be much better than what he could put on the field - and neither game was that close in the vital 4th quarter. Maybe it's time to reevaluate him as a coach.
 
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If tsun covered for Simple Jim and gets LOIC, one has to wonder if that means the end of JuggalOno. It seems there were already some rumblings about how badly he handled the grad student strike, and major ncaa violations might push his ass out the door.
 
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You know, as stupid as the guy acts from time to time, he still managed to hang an L on two buckeye teams that we presumed to be much better than what he could put on the field - and neither game was that close in the vital 4th quarter. Maybe it's time to reevaluate him as a coach.

Your post makes me sad. Because I think you're right.
The guy is a goober, but his teams scored 91 in 2 years, while holding the good guys to 51.
I'll settle for a win by any margin, but I really want a 40+ point win.
 
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You know, as stupid as the guy acts from time to time, he still managed to hang an L on two buckeye teams that we presumed to be much better than what he could put on the field - and neither game was that close in the vital 4th quarter. Maybe it's time to reevaluate him as a coach.
nah, fuck this douchebag. he fell backwards off a manure truck and accidentally landed on third base.
 
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nah, fuck this douchebag. he fell backwards off a manure truck and accidentally landed on third base.
Some guys advance to 3rd base on a wild pitch but are still fucking retarded when they get there.
Some guys are utter failures for seven straight seasons until they bitch out of a beating and their big brother saves their ass with competent coordinators.
 
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The NCAA denied a 4 game suspension but is going to be happy with a self imposed 3 game suspension? Makes no sense.

Unless the long game is that they expect the NCAA will only decide tack a extra game on (vs Fresno State week 1 of 2024) and Harbaugh will be available to coach against Texas in week 2 of 2024
 
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Someone please explain the logic of this one. I know I am biased, but wouldn't the NCAA look at this as an insult? Go from not wanting to do a 4-game suspension and yet somehow the NCAA will be happy with a 3-game one. What am I missing?

Seems like scUM might know the NCAA is going to come up with further findings in their ongoing investigation of Harbaugh. So this is a prayer to try to sway them to keep any additional punishment less harsh. Either that or Warde is a fucking idiot and completely botching this whole thing. Both great possibilities.

Either way there's no way Harbaugh is happy with this. Feels like he really wanted to serve zero suspension and the University is completely spineless and not going to bat at all for him.
 
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The NCAA denied a 4 game suspension but is going to be happy with a self imposed 3 game suspension? Makes no sense.

Unless the long game is that they expect the NCAA will only decide tack a extra game on (vs Fresno State week 1 of 2024) and Harbaugh will be available to coach against Texas in week 2 of 2024
They suddenly got scared about the conference opener hosting Rutgers?
 
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They suddenly got scared about the conference opener hosting Rutgers?

DFBIA is claiming that was the "hangup" was that Rutgers game. Basically pretending like Michigan was the ones wearing the pants in the original suspension talks that the NCAA denied. Lol.

Also claims that the University is doing this so they can sue the NCAA if they try to do anything else.
 
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