SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ORD_Buckeye]

Didn't take long at all.

MichiganMan_24_

February 3rd, 2022 at 7:51 AM ^

Harbaugh was visiting an old friend, helping him fine tune his interview process, talk football along the way...and to refresh that he is 2nd to none for NFL connections from the college coaching level.

Lakeyale13

February 3rd, 2022 at 8:33 AM ^

This is all conjecture, but per all rumors, you are 100% correct except for the developments of the last week.


All reliable sources said he had spoken and told recruits and coaches that he would interview but that all information pointed overwhelmingly to him staying. Even JUB said it seemed 75% that he would stay.

Anyone have the heart to tell this dumb bastard.

Lakeyale13

February 3rd, 2022 at 9:47 AM ^

I agree 100% XM. If JH says he will never interview again with the NFL, I would trust him. He isn't Lane Kiffin.

And the scapegoat has been found that made Jim do this so that he could piggyback to the NFL.

UWSBlue

February 3rd, 2022 at 8:21 AM ^

Matt f'ing Weiss. Guy comes to town for 1 season and tries to blow everything up. #DontBeThatGuy

Too much more good shit on there. Man, are they fucking delusional fucking retards.

 

[scarletmike]

The man has had one foot out the door for two years now, and they think he’s suddenly all in and holding the rope? What a bunch of idiots. DFBIA indeed.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

I think he's his own agent....right? Which is even funnier.

This makes so much sense I should have assumed it was the case.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

This makes so much sense I should have assumed it was the case.

Roll in like you own the place.

Demand total control over the franchise.

Demand 100 meeeelion dollar contract.

Assume you have the job before the interview starts.

 

[BuckBackHome]

In all fairness, the first seven were spent looking for his baseball.

I figured he went to the wrong Twin City.

 

[Abenaki]

I don't have a subscription, but this is hilarious enough without reading the story

 

[Buckeye86]

Is 3pm the time the people in charge actually met Harbaugh?

 

[sparcboxbuck]

I don't have a subscription, but this is hilarious enough without reading the story

That read _may_ be worth the cost for a month sub.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Is 3pm the time the people in charge actually met Harbaugh?

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

A lot was made of the fact that the guy running the Vikings search was in the front office during Simple Jim's time with the 49ers, and that's why it was assumed that Simple Jim was a shoe-in. It's common knowledge, however, that Simple Jim had burned all bridges by the time he left SF. Did this guy just yank Simple Jim's chain as payback and always intended to humiliate him at the end?

 

[JCOSU86]

"But he did for Michigan what he set out to do, restore the program and settle some family business with the people in Columbus."

1 win in seven attempts (and a forfeit) and Harbaugh settled matters with Ohio State... gimme a fuckin' break.

Also: "...led Stanford to almost unheard of success". JFC they didn't win a PAC-## title or a Rose Bowl (Previous Stanford teams have)

This fucker is such a massive asshole it defies reality.

 

[TDunk]

It looks like the Vikings only interviewed him because of the Looney Rule.


(Disclaimer: Stolen from someone else).

 

[DZ83CK]

 

[NFBuck]

Valenti has to read BP, yes?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Some guys think they just hit a walk off home run but it was foul and they have to get back in the batters box, down a strike