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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

An interview that reportedly lasted nine hours. That’s a long ass time to make a bad impression (or refuse to leave because you’re on the spectrum and can’t read the social cues that everyone is deeply uncomfortable and wants you to GTFO). :lol:
Harbaugh as he exits the Vikings facilities and calls UM to tell them how excited he is to come back:

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An interview that reportedly lasted nine hours. That’s a long ass time to make a bad impression (or refuse to leave because you’re on the spectrum and can’t read the social cues that everyone is deeply uncomfortable and wants you to GTFO). :lol:

he was there for nine hours. They let him sit in the lobby for 8 1/2 hours.

Either that or it took him 8 1/2 hours to find his way out of the building.

take your pick....
 
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Let me make sure I understand this correctly.
  • He has a long-term relationship with the new GM from his time at SF.
  • Has a top-5 winning percentage for NFL coaches.
  • Was the lead candidate for the job.
  • Walked in with his team's best performance in a decade.
  • And still ended up not getting an offer.
That is Mark May level of blowing things!
 
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Let me make sure I understand this correctly.
  • He has a long-term relationship with the new GM from his time at SF.
  • Has a top-5 winning percentage for NFL coaches.
  • Was the lead candidate for the job.
  • Walked in with his team's best performance in a decade.
  • And still ended up not getting an offer.
That is Mark May level of blowing things!

I believe the bolded was his impression. This fucking guy basically announced to anyone who would listen, through his agent, his attention to jump back to the NFL. He could have waited until he at least interviewed, but no, this fucking guy broadcasts his attentions while torpedoing his alma mater and team, thinking that will seal the deal for him.

The stupidest shit on my social media right now are the DFBIA clowns - some who are extremely football smart - lacking the ability to comprehend their socially, and perhaps mentally, challenged leader didn’t get the Minnesota job.

It’s like they find out the truth about Santa and still write letters to the North Pole every year.
 
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An interview that reportedly lasted nine hours

@AJHawkfan was there... Lasted 30 minutes then he refused to leave the lobby until they offered... He begged and pleaded.. then set up on a couch because he's really good at that sleepover stuff... finally janitorial crew came by and said "hey dude.. building is closed.. we gotta mop the place... GTFOH... that's the nine hours
 
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An interview that reportedly lasted nine hours. That’s a long ass time to make a bad impression (or refuse to leave because you’re on the spectrum and can’t read the social cues that everyone is deeply uncomfortable and wants you to GTFO). :lol:

In all fairness, the first seven were spent looking for his baseball.
 
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