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ORD_Buckeye
Wrong glass, Sir.
Flashback to 2016.....
Christ: Jim Harbaugh Caught Drinking Milk Right Out Of The Cow’s Udder
Earlier today Michigan head coach, Jim Harbaugh, was found lying on the floor of his office, drinking milk straight from a cow’s udder.
After offering our reporters a glass, Harbaugh later claimed that this is not an activity that he participates in regularly, but “due to the stress of the season, hey why not?”
“Errr it’s October here, and I’m getting a little nervous about the big games,” Harbaugh said after lifting his khakis to his face to wipe the milk away. “It’s nice to come in here and know Sunflower can hold me over between practices. Don’t even have to run to the store.”
Harbaugh’s wife, Sarah, claims she finds this behavior a bit strange, but it does keep him from yelling during the fall.
Entire article: https://theblacksheeponline.com/national/christ-jim-harbaugh-caught-drinking-milk-right-cows-udder
That's photoshopped. I can tell because it's a cow udder and not a dick.
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ScriptOhio
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Harbaugh’s contract expires after next season, and high-level college coaches typically do not run through the length of their contracts since it helps recruiting to have three or four years locked in. Pete Thamel of Yahoo Sports released an in-depth story on Harbaugh’s situation on Tuesday, and one anonymous industry source put the contract situation into context.
“That just doesn’t happen in college football,” the source told Thamel. “No one coaches to the last year of their deal in college. They are either fired or extended.”
To clarify, Thamel wrote that Harbaugh has 14 months remaining on his contract, which technically means there are two full seasons left due to the Big Ten’s late start. Thamel wrote that no other Power Five coaches are on shorter contracts and that the vast majority have three or more years left on their deals.
So Harbaugh really is an anomaly within the industry, and that raises further questions about his future in Ann Arbor — especially if Michigan doesn’t have a big 2020 season. Harbaugh was a vocal detractor of Michigan’s vote to postpone the 2020 football season, and Thamel wrote that that could have an impact on whether Harbaugh gets a new contract
“Harbaugh appeared to cross swords with Michigan’s president, Mark Schlissel, during the pandemic,” Thamel wrote. “And that’s who ultimately will have to decide whether Harbaugh is worth $8 million annually, the amount he was reportedly scheduled to make this season prior to a 10 percent COVID-19 pay cut.”
Would Harbaugh be in this weird contractual purgatory if not for the COVID-19 pandemic? Probably not. He said in July that he had “bigger fish to fry” than his own contract and that he expected “an announcement sometime.”
Three months later, there’s no announcement. Harbaugh made the third most — $7.5 million — of any college football coach last season. Since Harbaugh clearly isn’t in among the sport’s top-five coaches, would he take a pay cut for performance? His ego would struggle with that.
Michigan athletic director Warde Manuel didn’t return calls for comment about Harbaugh’s unusual contractual predicament. But this decision will likely go over his head anyway. The athletic department is facing some grim finances, as it has laid off 21 employees and faces a $26 million deficit.
Until some white smoke comes from Ann Arbor on Harbaugh’s contract, it will remain a talking point. Most coaches would claim the short contract hurts recruiting, but that doesn’t appear to be a concern.
What’s remarkable about Michigan under Harbaugh is how the program has seemingly become comfortable with its second-tier status in the Big Ten. This has manifested itself in recruiting, where Ohio State has cast a national net to compete with Alabama, Clemson and LSU for the top players. Michigan hasn’t even been able to enter many of those battles, never mind win them, as its recruiting strategy continues to be viewed as strikingly nonstrategic.
“If you are trying to beat Ohio State, you should be recruiting against Ohio State,” said a recruiting director at a Power Five school. “Michigan is getting four or five studs a year, when Ohio State is getting 20 studs a year.”
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Words cannot express how much I hope Minnesota boat-races him (fleck pun intended) and shoves that jug up his ass next week.
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Really, $8 million is not much. It’s easiest just to extend the contract for ten more years. If they fire him, who are they going to get anyway? This is a no brainer, Jimmy is the best and only option.
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Never let it be forgotten that the DFBIA went ALL IN, and I mean all in, on a guy with known mental/emotional issues.
Now they are letting their D flag fly for all the world to see by being absolutely flummoxed by his lack of success on the field and in recruiting (that thing that's all about comfort and relationships).
I mean you've got Jim Childers over here making guttural noises and walking across recruits floors with cleats on while pissing on the school President (his bosses, boss btw) in public.
Hmm? Asperger's you say? Nah...makes no sense.
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UM is using the lack of a contract as a recruiting tool. Whereas coaching stability is generally considered a plus, with Harbaugh the idea that he may be gone after next year makes the school more attractive to top tier recruits.
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Year SIX (6) of the Harbrau era and they're kicking off that SIXTH season as dogs to the Varmints. Lifetime contract, plz.
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OregonBuckeye
Semper Fi Buckeyes
The odds makers must not be aware that they have Cam Newton at QB this year
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Their lack of faith astounds me. Jimmah is THE ONLY CHOICE. He is a MICHIGAN MAN. He owns Ohio State so much that he wears WOODY HAYES glasses. Who do you want coming over for a sleepover with your son? I thought so! Ohio State has had their chance. Now he's gotten serious. Top 3? I say make him the Top 1. It's the right thing to do!
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