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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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ORD_Buckeye said:
He's coming into The Game with at least 3 losses already stamped on his billboard-like forehead: Wiscy for sure and pick 2 or 3 out of Ped, Sparty, Domer and Corn. His mongoloid ass will be wound tight as a drum. Hilarity will ensue. Khakis will be shit. His baseball will not be found. Bitter disappointment will be felt. I've never been more certain of anything in my life, Dude.
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But think about if they beat all 5 of...

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ORD_Buckeye said:
He's coming into The Game with at least 3 losses already stamped on his billboard-like forehead: Wiscy for sure and pick 2 or 3 out of Ped, Sparty, Domer and Corn. His mongoloid ass will be wound tight as a drum. Hilarity will ensue. Khakis will be shit. His baseball will not be found. Bitter disappointment will be felt. I've never been more certain of anything in my life, Dude.
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I'm not so sure. Vegas doesn't seem to be impressed with ND. Sparty is a yo-yo team; up and down every season. I'm sure Frost will get Nebraska moving, but first year? Penn State lost a ton of talent. Wiscy is 1 and 1 with the weasels despite haveing two of their best teams ever.

And then there's the Buckeyes, who despite a shit load more talent in terms of "stars" have struggled against Hairball. In 2017 they were trailing until late in the third quarter, ahead by only four until the final 1:34. In 2016 the game came down to overtime and, at most, a half foot on the spot. I understand it's a rivalry game, but given the difference in talent, the difference in season records, the Bucks have not played that well against Michigan. Maybe this is the year and if Penn State and Wiscy come through and the Bucks finally live up to the hype we could be witnessing Ann Arbor becoming the new place for coaches to go and die.
 
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cincibuck said:
I'm not so sure. Vegas doesn't seem to be impressed with ND. Sparty is a yo-yo team; up and down every season. I'm sure Frost will get Nebraska moving, but first year? Penn State lost a ton of talent. Wiscy is 1 and 1 with the weasels despite haveing two of their best teams ever.

And then there's the Buckeyes, who despite a shit load more talent in terms of "stars" have struggled against Hairball. In 2017 they were trailing until late in the third quarter, ahead by only four until the final 1:34. In 2016 the game came down to overtime and, at most, a half foot on the spot. I understand it's a rivalry game, but given the difference in talent, the difference in season records, the Bucks have not played that well against Michigan. Maybe this is the year and if Penn State and Wiscy come through and the Bucks finally live up to the hype we could be witnessing Ann Arbor becoming the new place for coaches to go and die.
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I think this is the year that everything comes together under Christ for the Cheese. In my opinion, they're a legit top 5 team and are going to be a hard out if we play them in the BTCG. I think Dantonio gets Sparty back on track. The Corn, at the very least, won't be pushovers. As for the pedsters, I think it's clear Franklin can coach and, as I'm among the many who thought Barkley was grossly overrated, don't think they're going to fall back much. Domers are domers, and they're playing the first game at home. The wheels will come off that bus, but I'm not sure if Harbaugh's the one to do it. Given what I've seen from SimpLLLe Jim on the sidelines so far, I just don't see him running that gauntlet with more than two wins.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I think this is the year that everything comes together under Christ for the Cheese. In my opinion, they're a legit top 5 team and are going to be a hard out if we play them in the BTCG. I think Dantonio gets Sparty back on track. The Corn, at the very least, won't be pushovers. As for the pedsters, I think it's clear Franklin can coach and, as I'm among the many who thought Barkley was grossly overrated, don't think they're going to fall back much. Domers are domers, and they're playing the first game at home. The wheels will come off that bus, but I'm not sure if Harbaugh's the one to do it. Given what I've seen from SimpLLLe Jim on the sidelines so far, I just don't see him running that gauntlet with more than two wins.
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Hmm... maybe should be Cheese's Christ?
 
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BayBuck said:
Hmm... maybe should be Cheese's Christ?
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ORD_Buckeye said:
I think this is the year that everything comes together under Christ for the Cheese. In my opinion, they're a legit top 5 team and are going to be a hard out if we play them in the BTCG. I think Dantonio gets Sparty back on track. The Corn, at the very least, won't be pushovers. As for the pedsters, I think it's clear Franklin can coach and, as I'm among the many who thought Barkley was grossly overrated, don't think they're going to fall back much. Domers are domers, and they're playing the first game at home. The wheels will come off that bus, but I'm not sure if Harbaugh's the one to do it. Given what I've seen from SimpLLLe Jim on the sidelines so far, I just don't see him running that gauntlet with more than two wins.
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Not the right thread for it but I disagree on the Pedsters. I think Franklin is and always has been a mediocre in game coach but a good recruiter. They haven't restocked the depth well enough yet to overcome the losses they have (including the OC) and their OL was clearly physically outmatched last year. How much better is it really going to be?

They are always tough in the white out game but overall I'd be selling on the Pedsters, not buying.
 
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Jaxbuck said:
Not the right thread for it but I disagree on the Pedsters. I think Franklin is and always has been a mediocre in game coach but a good recruiter. They haven't restocked the depth well enough yet to overcome the losses they have (including the OC) and their OL was clearly physically outmatched last year. How much better is it really going to be?

They are always tough in the white out game but overall I'd be selling on the Pedsters, not buying.
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Losing Moorhead is significant. I dont know how many stupid home run salutes McSorley will be able to conjure up without the weapons they lost from last season. But, who knows... Chad friggin Henne made a living throwing ridiculous jump balls to a guy who couldn't catch worth a shit.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
Losing Moorhead is significant. I dont know how many stupid home run salutes McSorley will be able to conjure up without the weapons they lost from last season. But, who knows... Chad friggin Henne made a living throwing ridiculous jump balls to a guy who couldn't catch worth a shit.
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I couldn't agree more with this. They are both bitches.
 
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