SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

[ScriptOhio]

This thread has gotten pretty fowl.

Jim Harbaugh’s Crazy Reason for His Players Not to Eat Chicken: 'It's a Nervous Bird'

Michigan's ever-eccentric Jim Harbaugh doesn’t think his players should be eating chicken, but not for any reason you’ve ever heard before.

A feature on Michigan quarterback Shea Patterson from Bleacher Report’s Matt Hayes contains the story, as told by former Michigan quarterback Wilton Speight.

"Early in his Michigan tenure, Harbaugh pulled Speight aside and told him not to eat chicken, a protein that is considered fairly safe by nutritionists," Hayes wrote. "When Speight asked why, Harbaugh said, 'because it's a nervous bird.'"

The fowl’s anxiety isn’t Harbaugh’s only gripe with chicken, though.

Entire article: https://www.si.com/college-football...hicken-michigan-football-players-nervous-bird

 

[Steve19]

 

[Jaxbuck]

I hope that hurt like a bitch

(the fall, I already know the loss did)

 

[cincibuck]

As one who clearly appreciates an esoteric reference, I am humbled in your presence. I don’t care if you had to look it up, that’s some A++ shit right there.

Well done.

Thank you. I hope all will notice that you must pass through the scarlet gate to enter the afterlife.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

r/whyweretheyfilming

 

[WiseBuck]

Decrepit feeble ttun fanbase and nutcase weird ttun head coach comes with the ttun football program. They cannot be separated.

O'Korn was scorned by the ttun fanbase and Speight was told he could not return, so now these former ttun QBs have alot of inner hate that is surfacing and are exacting their revenge on Jimmy and the fanbase. O'Korn and Speight are certainly not welcome back in the outhouse.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Decrepit feeble ttun fanbase and nutcase weird ttun head coach comes with the ttun football program. They cannot be separated.

O'Korn was scorned by the ttun fanbase and Speight was told he could not return, so now these former ttun QBs have alot of inner hate that is surfacing and are exacting their revenge on Jimmy and the fanbase. O'Korn and Speight are certainly not welcome back in the outhouse.

If I were a local Columbus business man I would have a field day with the marketing opportunities those two present.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Decrepit feeble ttun fanbase and nutcase weird ttun head coach comes with the ttun football program. They cannot be separated.

O'Korn was scorned by the ttun fanbase and Speight was told he could not return, so now these former ttun QBs have alot of inner hate that is surfacing and are exacting their revenge on Jimmy and the fanbase. O'Korn and Speight are certainly not welcome back in the outhouse.

Pretty sure that as those guys were on their way out of AA, they drove by Stadium and Main and did the same thing I always do.

 

[Honor&Glory]

I met Jim Tressel at a Colerain function in 2007. I got some pictures and autographs and talked for a few moments with him about football and family. Afterwards we shook hands and parted ways.
It didn’t dawn on me at that time...but I just shook the hand of the man who broke *ichigan football and it’s entitled fanbase.
I have tears of joy forming as I type this.

Edit: I would have suggested ‘Pultry Pundit’ to the thread title. lol

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

 

[AJHawkfan]

That right there, is where bad dreams come from.......

 

[Oh8ch]

I think jimmah is about to choke that chicken.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Is that Braylon Edwards on the left?

 

[colobuck79]

Is that Braylon Edwards on the left?

Yes, of course. And he just dropped the chicken.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

What Jim thinks...and reality.