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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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How sweet would it be if he went and failed with a healthy Luck. It would, for once and for all, prove that his success with the 49ers was just a fluke of having Kaepernick and the Pistol before anyone in the NFL figured out how to defend it.
Khaki Klown could win five straight Super Bowls in Indy for all I care. I just want to see Walmart Nation's collective meltdown when their savior goes all Judas on them.
 
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Fan Fiction; Harbaugh bails on scUM, they meltdown, program continues to sink, he wins a superbowl in his 3rd season in Indy, scUM fans are still miserable. He decides in his head that he has conquered the NFL and returns to coach scUM and signs another lifetime contract.. Their fans are so hyped many actually have heart attacks of joy... He finds he cant win more than 6 games a season at scUM, each season getting worse and worse but they just wont let go because he is a michigan man and won a superbowl.. He coaches for 20 years, the last 10 years of which people are shocked anytime they beat ANY big10 team. They eventually try to convince themselves that its actually the moral highground if they just drop football so they can be like the university of chicago.
 
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Fan Fiction; Harbaugh bails on scUM, they meltdown, program continues to sink, he wins a superbowl in his 3rd season in Indy, scUM fans are still miserable. He decides in his head that he has conquered the NFL and returns to coach scUM and signs another lifetime contract.. Their fans are so hyped many actually have heart attacks of joy... He finds he cant win more than 6 games a season at scUM, each season getting worse and worse but they just wont let go because he is a michigan man and won a superbowl.. He coaches for 20 years, the last 10 years of which people are shocked anytime they beat ANY big10 team. They eventually try to convince themselves that its actually the moral highground if they just drop football so they can be like the university of chicago.
Fuckin preach, brother!
 
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Fan Fiction; Harbaugh bails on scUM, they meltdown, program continues to sink, he wins a superbowl in his 3rd season in Indy, scUM fans are still miserable. He decides in his head that he has conquered the NFL and returns to coach scUM and signs another lifetime contract.. Their fans are so hyped many actually have heart attacks of joy... He finds he cant win more than 6 games a season at scUM, each season getting worse and worse but they just wont let go because he is a michigan man and won a superbowl.. He coaches for 20 years, the last 10 years of which people are shocked anytime they beat ANY big10 team. They eventually try to convince themselves that its actually the moral highground if they just drop football so they can be like the university of chicago.

They are not allowed to shut it down until we beat them 82-0.
 
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Fan Fiction; Harbaugh bails on scUM, they meltdown, program continues to sink, he wins a superbowl in his 3rd season in Indy, scUM fans are still miserable. He decides in his head that he has conquered the NFL and returns to coach scUM and signs another lifetime contract.. Their fans are so hyped many actually have heart attacks of joy... He finds he cant win more than 6 games a season at scUM, each season getting worse and worse but they just wont let go because he is a michigan man and won a superbowl.. He coaches for 20 years, the last 10 years of which people are shocked anytime they beat ANY big10 team. They eventually try to convince themselves that its actually the moral highground if they just drop football so they can be like the university of chicago.

 
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