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SimPLLLLLLLe Jim "6-13" Harbaugh (B1G Suspenders McKhakiPants, Cheater Cheater Booger Eater)

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Fox Sports wants to make sure everyone knows that Harbaugh and his signature khakis will be pacing the sideline in Salt Lake City for its season-opening broadcast. To underline or highlight the point, the network is promoting that Sept. 3 opener by outfitting a bus with khakis.

http://awfulannouncing.com/2015/fox...hakis-to-promote-utah-michigan-broadcast.html
 
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Further proof of Hardball's genius: "Shape the body, mold the mind" by having players practice mid-day during the hottest possible part of the day.

Right, you effing moron. Because it's not like anybody has ever DIED from hyperthermia during a practice in extreme heat. :facepalm:
 
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LostLassie said:
Further proof of Hardball's genius: "Shape the body, mold the mind" by having players practice mid-day during the hottest possible part of the day.

Right, you effing moron. Because it's not like anybody has ever DIED from hyperthermia during a practice in extreme heat. :facepalm:
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Hell, The Harbaugh could have them doing cage matches to the death and everyone in that administration and alumni base would find a way to excuse it until he has a losing season.
 
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Wasn't he recently criticized by a bunch of parents for putting 13 and 14 year olds through some deranged "Peruball" thing he invented while a missionary in the Peruvian mountains? I think a bunch of them pulled their kids out of the last day of the camp because of it. He's fucking nuts, and somebody is going to get seriously injured because of it.
 
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ORD_Buckeye said:
Wasn't he recently criticized by a bunch of parents for putting 13 and 14 year olds through some deranged "Peruball" thing he invented while a missionary in the Peruvian mountains? I think a bunch of them pulled their kids out of the last day of the camp because of it. He's fucking nuts, and somebody is going to get seriously injured because of it.
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It was probably a link earlier in this thread. Yeah, some kid was supposedly injured, possibly concussed, during a game that the writer felt was much more violent and dangerous than had previously been done at that camp.
 
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THE ACCIDENTAL POETRY OF: JIM HARBAUGH

ON OPENING WITH UTAH
by Jim Harbaugh

You want to be

at that big boy--

big person's table.


There's another table

over there in the kitchen

for those people

not seated

at the big person's table.


If someone wants

to go over there

no one's going

to be upset

if they do.


But this is what

we signed up for

this is what they signed up for.
--J.H., Ann Arbor 2015
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