Shane "LLLL" Morris (Former ttun Backup QB, transfer to Central _ichigan)

[Fremont Buckeye]

That's a mighty large leap given the OL Gardner's gonna be playing behind next year. Hell, they might be down to their third stringer by the time they get to C-bus.

Very true

 

[NFBuck]

Suga Shane has now appeared in 6 games (1 start) over his 1 1/3 college seasons and has yet to account for a TD. His statline is as follows:

Att- 67
Comp- 36
Com%- 53.7
Yds- 340
YPA- 5.1
YPC- 9.4
TD- 0
INT- 4
QBRAT- 84.4

That's just awful, and this is the guy they're currently banking their future on, and hoping can salvage their season. Good luck with that.

 

[BigJim]

Doesn't he have a really good juke move though?

 

[LostLassie]

Is he worthy of the title change yet? Sugar Substitute?

 

[matcar]

Doesn't he have a really good juke move though?

Yes it's amazing, he moves left, then right, and then immediately backwards and horizontal. Fucking incredible.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Is he worthy of the title change yet? Sugar Substitute?

With all due respect...you don't name the leader of the AA moped gang and world renown rubber bracelet wearer "sugar substitute". This is a dude that in a tweet long ago said they would never lose to tOSU while he was in AA. No...this one deserves something special...something unique even by BP thread title standards.

 

[Buckeye86]

Sugar "Michigan Man" Shane

At this point you can't encapsulate the incomprehensible levels of arrogance, douchebaggery, incompetence, delusion, and stupidity Sugar Shane represents better than that.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It's hard to be a bigger douche-bag that Bike Hart.. but.. this dude manages to pull it off.

 

[Buckeye doc]

With all due respect...you don't name the leader of the AA moped gang and world renown rubber bracelet wearer "sugar substitute". This is a dude that in a tweet long ago said they would never lose to tOSU while he was in AA. No...this one deserves something special...something unique even by BP thread title standards.

Suga Shane is a really solid moniker, however should that one get injured I think "Moped Morris" can come off the bench and be a capable back-up.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

It's hard to be a bigger douche-bag that Bike Hart.. but.. this dude manages to pull it off.

LOL....

Making Mike Hart look like an amateur douche.....skillz.

 

[shiznit7]

Suga Shane has now appeared in 6 games (1 start) over his 1 1/3 college seasons and has yet to account for a TD. His statline is as follows:

Att- 67
Comp- 36
Com%- 53.7
Yds- 340
YPA- 5.1
YPC- 9.4
TD- 0
INT- 4
QBRAT- 84.4

That's just awful, and this is the guy they're currently banking their future on, and hoping can salvage their season. Good luck with that.

Where have I seen that before? Oh yeah, his high school stats

Attempts - 568
Completions - 290
Comp Percent - 51.1%
Yards - 3762
YPA - 6.6
YPC - 12.9
TD - 42
INT - 21
Rating - 72.9

Pretty damn interesting considering this was against Division 2 high schools in Michigan.

 

[NFBuck]

I'm still baffled how a 51.1% completion rate against mediocre-to-bad HS competition equates to five stars.

 

[Buckeye86]

I'm still baffled how a 51.1% completion rate against mediocre-to-bad HS competition equates to five stars.

Moxie.

 

[gmen6981]

Moxie.

I don't know.......He's got some awful big shoes to fill there!

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Thanks for the laugh.

Seriously, I am happy the rivalry has sparked such a thread .. the kid is a serious talent, flame all you want.