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[ORD_Buckeye]

I'm not sure Vince Young could read, let alone Tweet

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

should just drop this over there

Bruce Feldman ‏@BruceFeldmanCFB 1h1 hour ago
Bruce Feldman retweeted Matt Brown

So this is what #Texas has become?!? Mercy. The "leadership" there now has become quite the punchline.


Matt Brown‏@MattSBN
So @ChipBrownHD was right. Texas really is taking away free coach lunches to save 300K. http://www.sbnation.com/2015/7/23/9027293/texas-steve-patterson-charging-coaches-dorm-food…

I will give the shag credit. There is no need to post this over there. I'm certain that it's already been posted, and it's now being debated with many theories of what should be done to Patterson's nuts after he is castrated with a cold pocket knife.

 

[Palpie]

Anyway we can get Patterson the TSUN ad job after the horns are done with him? He would uphold the tradition of Bill "GBYYMSOB" Martin and Dave "ruiner of pizza" Brandon.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Despite their troubles, it's encouraging to see that their arrogance is throbbing like a porn star's member.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/sho...the-top-when-it-comes-to-individual-greatness

 

[kujirakira]

Despite their troubles, it's encouraging to see that their arrogance is throbbing like a porn star's member.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/sho...the-top-when-it-comes-to-individual-greatness

lol I like how they took exception to Jack Nicklaus b/c only NCAA (I doubt anyone knows what he did as a college golpher - I don't), but Archie Griffin doesn't count b/c NFL.
... no doubt Jesse Owens doesn't count either for... ummm... reasons

 

[colobuck79]

golpher

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

“Charlie Strong is a nice man who is a little overmatched. Steve Patterson is not a very nice man, and he is way overmatched.’’

Of course, when million-dollar employees screw up, a scapegoat must go. Texas ousted 23-year media relations chief John Bianco, an absolute pro’s pro who is nationally respected and deserved far better.

Patterson’s behavior carries the distinct stench of how Dave Brandon operated as athletic director at Michigan for four years before resigning under fire last October. Brandon is back where profits and operating efficiency are celebrated over everything else — private business as the CEO of Toys R Us.

Well, the crowd on the shag is always so desperate to be mentioned in the same sentence as UM. Desire granted.

 

[HorseshoeFetish]

Well, the crowd on the shag is always so desperate to be mentioned in the same sentence as UM. Desire granted.

Dave Brandon has another job?!? They must be changing their name to "We were Toys".

 

[CFPBuckeye]

Check me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key.

 

[kujirakira]

Dave Brandon has another job?!? They must be changing their name to "We were Toys".

Not too surprising. They're about as relevant now as JC Penney. I imagine their thinking was...
a) Our brand is already destroyed, so he can't do too much harm
b) Nobody else will even interview for this job let alone accept it

 

[cincibuck]

Thanks for sharing a fully certified dick measuring contest. Best college swimmer? How quickly the Shag forgets Mark Spitz and Michael Phelps.

As for Ohio State baseball, Steve Arlin belongs there.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Thanks for sharing a fully certified dick measuring contest. Best college swimmer? How quickly the Shag forgets Mark Spitz and Michael Phelps.

As for Ohio State baseball, Steve Arlin belongs there.

Did Phelps ever compete in college? I don't think so, so I have a hard time calling him a Michigan alumnus. If they get to claim him, then we get to claim the Hamm brothers in gymnastics. And Spitz essentially retired at the height of his career so he could make a living. He wasn't allowed to make millions of dollars being a celebrity sandwich artist so he could focus 100% on swimming and multiple Olympics. It's likely that, under the current system, Spitz' accomplishments would have easily equaled Phelps.

Anyway it's the shag, so you have to take it with a grain of salt. They are the bestest college in the whole world with the greatest athletes in every sport.

 

[Bill Lucas]

Phelps did not compete in swimming in college.

 

[kujirakira]

Did Phelps ever compete in college? I don't think so, so I have a hard time calling him a Michigan alumnus. If they get to claim him, then we get to claim the Hamm brothers in gymnastics. And Spitz essentially retired at the height of his career so he could make a living. He wasn't allowed to make millions of dollars being a celebrity sandwich artist so he could focus 100% on swimming and multiple Olympics. It's likely that, under the current system, Spitz' accomplishments would have easily equaled Phelps.

Anyway it's the shag, so you have to take it with a grain of salt. They are the bestest college in the whole world*** with the greatest athletes in every sport.

***According to rankings by China and Saudi Arabia.

 

[ulukinatme]

Some shit seems to have gone down, possibly intervention on Steve Patterson's behalf it seems. ShaggyBevo is no longer ShaggyBevo, they've had to rename the website ShaggyTexas. Also, I can't login with my username right now, and it didn't let me register a new user. Dunno what is going on over there.