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Shaggy Texas - Shaggy Bevo, Thujone, MS Pain, Butt Hurt, and BBQ (RIP)

The Ohio State hatred over there is getting pretty funny. One guy is certain that we'll end up vacating this season, and it never dawns on him that if Meyer was this horribly corrupt, cheating coach at Florida that a certain DC would have been waist fucking deep in what was going down.

And oh yeah, don't ever tell the fans of the cleanest program in the history of college foosball that they've actually been dinged by the NCAA two more times than Ohio State.

I enjoy The Shag and respect the University of Texas, but GOD DAMN do I enjoy watching them struggle at the foosball because if they ever do get good again, I'll probably have to leave The Shag. It'll be damned near intolerable.
 
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With how big and badass everything is supposed to be in Texas, they sure are a bunch of fucking whiny little pussies...

Texas ego has always been half arrogance and half insecurity about how the outside world views them and subsequent overcompensation.

And oh yeah, any school that somehow managed not only to keep Vince Young eligible but fucking graduated him should tread very cautiously regarding this shit.
 
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I enjoy The Shag and respect the University of Texas, but GOD DAMN do I enjoy watching them struggle at the foosball because if they ever do get good again, I'll probably have to leave The Shag. It'll be damned near intolerable.

I doubt it. They are a Top 5 delusional fan base. They'll find something to bitch about, so much so they'll invent themselves an alternate reality to despise, like how Columbus OH is a third world city where High Street is lined with burning sofas and everyone wears jorts.
 
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I doubt it. They are a Top 5 delusional fan base. They'll find something to bitch about, so much so they'll invent themselves an alternate reality to despise, like how Columbus OH is a third world city where High Street is lined with burning sofas and everyone wears jorts.

Yep. Since they choked the NC away to the domers in the 77 Cotton Bowl, they've had one five year (04-08) window of national relevance while burning through half a dozen coaches.

The Radio and Colt McCoy years are not their historical norm.
 
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The Ohio State hatred over there is getting pretty funny. One guy is certain that we'll end up vacating this season, and it never dawns on him that if Meyer was this horribly corrupt, cheating coach at Florida that a certain DC would have been waist fucking deep in what was going down.

And oh yeah, don't ever tell the fans of the cleanest program in the history of college foosball that they've actually been dinged by the NCAA two more times than Ohio State.

I enjoy The Shag and respect the University of Texas, but GOD DAMN do I enjoy watching them struggle at the foosball because if they ever do get good again, I'll probably have to leave The Shag. It'll be damned near intolerable.

I'm still entertained by the Wisconsin-Alvarez conspiracy thread. Definitely a minority (their own tell them to come off the ledge), but still hilarious BWI-esque stuff there.
 
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