SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

 

[Thump]

God bless the police!

 

[Steve19]

ahhhh, Louisiana girls.
cook like their grandmothers
drink and curse like their fathers
fight like their brother (who is likely in a jail somewhere).

will give you the best and wildest fuck of your life.
Can typically suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
probably slash your tires and vandalize your truck on the way out.

not afraid to just piss off the side of your boat while fishing (even if the boat is full of people ; usually too many people than should legally be in the boat).
knows how to clean (and cook) your catch when you get back (which unfortunately also means she’s really good with a knife and knows a few great places to hide a body).

they are all the exact wrong amount of crazy too.
you know she’s too fucking batshit to marry.
but she juuuuuust wild enough that you never ever want to let her go.

so you end up knocking her up on a beach in some other state in a car you don’t recognize about halfway through a 3 day bender have to hitch-hike home.

when the kid is about 4 months old you somehow end up tying the knot next to a fire pit in the backyard because her alcoholic uncle (that’s somehow a Justice of the Peace) just so happens to be there that night and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

about a year down the road you get divorced because you’ve been banging her sister like a screen door in a tornado.
She wasn’t happy about that. But what really pissed her off is when you blamed HER for the affair.
Because on another booze field night in the recent past the two of them argued about who gave the better blowjob and they asked you to be the judge.

and after all these years, she still comes over every now and then for a good hate fucking because like i said she’s absolutely nuts.

So, you're saying go for it. Right? Of course, that's weak tea in the Deep South where the quiet ones live. My wife showed me her scalpal on our wedding night, noting that if I ever cheated, I'd wake up to discover Lorena Bobbitt was a complete amateur. Ask RugbyBuck, she is just sweetness and light in daily life.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

USC East forgot for a minute they're in the SEC. They're chanting things like USC, USC, USC and Bea-mer, Bea-mer.

What kind of fine are they looking at?

 

[Bob.Barker]