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SEC (It just means more.. even its losses are wins)

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Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux said:
Because @LovelandBuckeye is really into her. He dinged my post because she was not featured more prominently in the video.
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I dinged your post because the SEC 10 or whatever the fuck she was talking about is a sham. Having lived multiple years in SEC country, there is no difference from any other American girl except the accent and maybe a bit of princess syndrome from Southern girls.

Well, I lied a little. Louisiana girls will absolutely wreck your world...romantically, sexually, physically, and potentially murder you. 10/10 would do it all over again. And Texas girls are the absolute fucking worst.
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
I dinged your post because the SEC 10 or whatever the fuck she was talking about is a sham. Having lived multiple years in SEC country, there is no difference from any other American girl except the accent and maybe a bit of princess syndrome from Southern girls.

Well, I lied a little. Louisiana girls will absolutely wreck your world...romantically, sexually, physically, and potentially murder you. 10/10 would do it all over again. And Texas girls are the absolute fucking worst.
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Your honor, I'd like to call @Nutriaitch to the stand
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
I dinged your post because the SEC 10 or whatever the fuck she was talking about is a sham. Having lived multiple years in SEC country, there is no difference from any other American girl except the accent and maybe a bit of princess syndrome from Southern girls.

Well, I lied a little. Louisiana girls will absolutely wreck your world...romantically, sexually, physically, and potentially murder you. 10/10 would do it all over again. And Texas girls are the absolute fucking worst.
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haha I know why you really dinged it, was just having some fun, but not in a penn state showers type of way
 
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LovelandBuckeye said:
I dinged your post because the SEC 10 or whatever the fuck she was talking about is a sham. Having lived multiple years in SEC country, there is no difference from any other American girl except the accent and maybe a bit of princess syndrome from Southern girls.

Well, I lied a little. Louisiana girls will absolutely wreck your world...romantically, sexually, physically, and potentially murder you. 10/10 would do it all over again. And Texas girls are the absolute fucking worst.
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jwinslow said:
Your honor, I'd like to call @Nutriaitch to the stand
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ahhhh, Louisiana girls.
cook like their grandmothers
drink and curse like their fathers
fight like their brother (who is likely in a jail somewhere).

will give you the best and wildest fuck of your life.
Can typically suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
probably slash your tires and vandalize your truck on the way out.

not afraid to just piss off the side of your boat while fishing (even if the boat is full of people ; usually too many people than should legally be in the boat).
knows how to clean (and cook) your catch when you get back (which unfortunately also means she’s really good with a knife and knows a few great places to hide a body).

they are all the exact wrong amount of crazy too.
you know she’s too fucking batshit to marry.
but she juuuuuust wild enough that you never ever want to let her go.

so you end up knocking her up on a beach in some other state in a car you don’t recognize about halfway through a 3 day bender have to hitch-hike home.

when the kid is about 4 months old you somehow end up tying the knot next to a fire pit in the backyard because her alcoholic uncle (that’s somehow a Justice of the Peace) just so happens to be there that night and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

about a year down the road you get divorced because you’ve been banging her sister like a screen door in a tornado.
She wasn’t happy about that. But what really pissed her off is when you blamed HER for the affair.
Because on another booze field night in the recent past the two of them argued about who gave the better blowjob and they asked you to be the judge.

and after all these years, she still comes over every now and then for a good hate fucking because like i said she’s absolutely nuts.
 
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Nutriaitch said:
ahhhh, Louisiana girls.
cook like their grandmothers
drink and curse like their fathers
fight like their brother (who is likely in a jail somewhere).

will give you the best and wildest fuck of your life.
Can typically suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
probably slash your tires and vandalize your truck on the way out.

not afraid to just piss off the side of your boat while fishing (even if the boat is full of people ; usually too many people than should legally be in the boat).
knows how to clean (and cook) your catch when you get back (which unfortunately also means she’s really good with a knife and knows a few great places to hide a body).

they are all the exact wrong amount of crazy too.
you know she’s too fucking batshit to marry.
but she juuuuuust wild enough that you never ever want to let her go.

so you end up knocking her up on a beach in some other state in a car you don’t recognize about halfway through a 3 day bender have to hitch-hike home.

when the kid is about 4 months old you somehow end up tying the knot next to a fire pit in the backyard because her alcoholic uncle (that’s somehow a Justice of the Peace) just so happens to be there that night and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

about a year down the road you get divorced because you’ve been banging her sister like a screen door in a tornado.
She wasn’t happy about that. But what really pissed her off is when you blamed HER for the affair.
Because on another booze field night in the recent past the two of them argued about who gave the better blowjob and they asked you to be the judge.

and after all these years, she still comes over every now and then for a good hate fucking because like i said she’s absolutely nuts.
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Pure poetry!
 
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Nutriaitch said:
ahhhh, Louisiana girls.
cook like their grandmothers
drink and curse like their fathers
fight like their brother (who is likely in a jail somewhere).

will give you the best and wildest fuck of your life.
Can typically suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
probably slash your tires and vandalize your truck on the way out.

not afraid to just piss off the side of your boat while fishing (even if the boat is full of people ; usually too many people than should legally be in the boat).
knows how to clean (and cook) your catch when you get back (which unfortunately also means she’s really good with a knife and knows a few great places to hide a body).

they are all the exact wrong amount of crazy too.
you know she’s too fucking batshit to marry.
but she juuuuuust wild enough that you never ever want to let her go.

so you end up knocking her up on a beach in some other state in a car you don’t recognize about halfway through a 3 day bender have to hitch-hike home.

when the kid is about 4 months old you somehow end up tying the knot next to a fire pit in the backyard because her alcoholic uncle (that’s somehow a Justice of the Peace) just so happens to be there that night and it seemed like a good idea at the time.

about a year down the road you get divorced because you’ve been banging her sister like a screen door in a tornado.
She wasn’t happy about that. But what really pissed her off is when you blamed HER for the affair.
Because on another booze field night in the recent past the two of them argued about who gave the better blowjob and they asked you to be the judge.

and after all these years, she still comes over every now and then for a good hate fucking because like i said she’s absolutely nuts.
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Nutriaitch said:
ahhhh, Louisiana girls.
cook like their grandmothers
drink and curse like their fathers
fight like their brother (who is likely in a jail somewhere).

will give you the best and wildest fuck of your life.
Can typically suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
probably slash your tires and vandalize your truck on the way out.
Click to expand...

Nutriaitch said:
the exact wrong amount of crazy too.
you know she’s too fucking batshit to marry.
but she juuuuuust wild enough that you never ever want to let her go.
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I should call her.
 
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