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Save Rich Rod!!!

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Oh8ch

Oh8ch

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Rumors are getting stronger that the axe will fall after the bowl game.

THIS CAN NOT STAND!!

Isn't Christmas just a bit brighter this year because of RR?

Haven't conversations with your favorite Michigan fans been just a bit more fun the past three years?

Isn't there an OSU margin of victory in "The Game" still out there that we have to achieve?

One more photo of dejected UM fans that remains to be taken?

We must take action NOW!!!

Sign up at Stadium and Main with a maize and blue moniker and express your support. Concoct some half logical argument that he only needs more time. One more year. They will buy it. They want to buy it. Go premium if you have to. Sell, sell, sell!

Boycott Dominos (God help you if you already haven't just as a matter of taste) and make it clear that you will never go back if RR is not retained. Go a step further and stop eating any form of cardboard till Brandon sees the light.

Buy a UM sweatshirt direct from the UM online store. Order season tickets to UM games. Buy a luxury box. Do it on a bogus credit card. By the time the billing cycle catches up the decision will have been made.

Is there anyone out there who doesn't miss Charlie Cheeseburger? Wasn't life grander then? It isn't just about having our rival lose and wallow in the muck. It is about having a legitimate target for our laughter. A clown at the controls. A coach we wouldn't trust to babysit our kids. A name you can mention to someone from the SEC or PAC 10 and still get a chuckle.

Rich Rod cured my cousin's cancer. He came to my daughter's birthday party and made animal balloons. He visits sick dogs at the animal shelter. Sends half his check to the recovery fund for Haiti. The man is a Saint. People just don't know!

Get the cards and letters rolling!

Save Rich Rod now!!!!!
 
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We had better beware or some liberal coach hugger savior will start an organization ala PETA. Something with a catchy acronym for the no longer relevant Rod.

Let's get witty Buckeyes.:osu:
 
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Apache;1834503; said:
We had better beware or some liberal coach hugger savior will start an organization ala PETA. Something with a catchy acronym for the no longer relevant Rod.

Let's get witty Buckeyes.:osu:
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Rich Rod

aka PETRR

or

World Enlightened Association for Safe Landing Environments for Rich Rods

aka WEASLERRs
 
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Overall record: 15-21 (.417)
Big Ten record: 6-18 (.250)
Overall points scored: 1,009 (28.0 ppg)
Overall points allowed: 1,083 (30.1 ppg)
Big Ten points scored: 601 (25.0 ppg)
Big Ten points allowed: 848 (35.3 ppg)
Record in The Game: 0-3
Points scored in The Game: 24 (8.0 ppg)
Points allowed in The Game: 100 (33.3 ppg)

Just to put some of the numbers in context....

Jim Tressel has more Big Ten wins this season (seven) than Rich Rod has in three seasons combined (six).

The same is true for each and every season between 2005 and 2009, inclusive.

Michigan has given up more points in the past three seasons combined (1,083) than Ohio State has given up in the past six seasons combined (1,019).

Michigan has given up more points in the past three Big Ten seasons combined (848) than Ohio State has given up in the past seven Big Ten seasons combined (785).

Jim Tressel currently has 105 wins at Ohio State. At his current pace (.41666), Rich Rod will need another 216 games in order to reach the 105 win mark. That's another eighteen years at twelve games per season.

Jim Tressel currently has 66 wins in the Big Ten. At his current pace (.250), Rich Rod will need another 240 Big Ten games in order to reach the 66 win mark. That's another thirty years at eight Big Ten games per season.

Jim Tressel currently has 9 wins in The Game. At his current pace (.000), Rich Rod will need infinity years to reach the 9 win mark.

Long live Rich Rod!!!
 
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