Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

[Ginn4Heisman]

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Ryan Mallett. After a workout, Ryan Mallett rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

 

[Big Papa]

Ryan Mallett could beat Appalachian State.

 

[SNIPER26]

Ryan Mallett could beat Appalachian State.

Somehow knew that was coming...:) Ryan did his part when called upon though. Fuck that, a creative idea from DeBord? Get the fuck out.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of cornerbacks Ryan Mallett has decided to allow not be embarassed.

 

[buckeyemania11]

The Legend Begins With A 6-16 49 Yard 0 TD INT Showing

 

[RoscoeParrish]

Ryan Mallett doesn't throw footballs, he roundhouse kicks them to his receivers.

 

[RoscoeParrish]

Ryan Mallet hasn't studied his playbook, he stared at it until it all came to him.

 

[Zurp]

My wife had a good one:

Ryan Mallet farts, and 3 acres of rain forest is re-grown.

 

[BayBuck]

Even when Michigan loses, Ryan Mallett wins.

 

[akronbuck]

I bet any of the texas schools are looking nice right now for him:)

 

[Telekinesis]

Ryan Mallett does not play the game of football, the game of football plays for Ryan Mallett.

 

[OWUBuckeye51]

Ryan Mallett does not play the game of football, the game of football plays for Ryan Mallett.

He also has cured cancer, AIDS, and halitocis and once threw a football a quarter of a mile. Of course, that was back in '84.

 

[Romanowski]

Ryan Mallett is the father of Cody Paul

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

Ryan Mallet once broke a man's leg just by thinking about it.

 

[MrsB]

Ryan Mallet doesn't need any teammates on offense.

 

[Bleed S & G]

Ryan Mallet doesn't need any teammates on offense.

whhew! good thing because he dosen't!