Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

[SparkyOSU]

When Ryan Mallet sneezes, a woman has an orgasm.

 

[SNIPER26]

When Ryan Mallet sneezes, all women have an orgasm.

Fixed that for you

 

[iambrutus]

Ryan Mallett can throw a pig skin a quarter mile

 

[Best Buckeye]

Ryan Mallett can throw a pig skin a quarter mile with the pig still in it.

Let me fix that for you Brutus. :tongue2:

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

When Ryan Mallet sneezes, Lloyd Carr's testicles explode.

Fixed it better...

 

[SNIPER26]

Let me fix that for you Brutus. :tongue2:

Hahahahaha absolutely fucking genius

 

[ytownbuckeye]

IT'S 9/19/07 @ 5:50 PM, RYAN MALLETT IS SCUM'S STARTING QUARTERBACK, AND MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS

 

[Bill Brasky]

I hear tale that Ryan Mallet one defeated Bill Brasky in a Scotch drinking contest while arm wrestling a silverback gorilla.

And that tale you hear is false. The truth is that Ryan Mallet and I were shooting kegs while each of us was arm wrestling 2 silverbacks!

 

[matcar]

And the most unbelievable legend of all.....If Ryan Mallett had been QB of Michigan for all of 2008, they'd be undefeated and challenging for a MNC.

 

[goblue15]

Ryan Mallett is a pimp!

 

[jwinslow]

Ryan Mallett is a pimp!

He does let others do the dirty work for him. Hart is more than willing.

 

[fourteenandoh]

Ryan Mallett is a pimp!

touche. we'll see about that on NOV 17

 

[OCBucksFan]

Trust me, the statue will be playing on the 15th, we'll see Mallett next year, though I think he's going to do a lot for scUM next year, he's got a lot of confidence now and that should carry on to the first time he starts on his own.

 

[fourteenandoh]

Trust me, the statue will be playing on the 15th, we'll see Mallett next year, though I think he's going to do a lot for scUM next year, he's got a lot of confidence now and that should carry on to the first time he starts on his own.

Mallet doesn't know any better than to beat us. Vloyd would be stupid to start Henne.

 

[GoodLifeSean]

Ryan Mallet has magical powers that allow him to stop the defense from moving... how else do you explain a 6'7" QB with a 5 flat forty time to walk into the endzone... its not exactly like you can miss him, and damn I knew Guards at Miami U who ran better forty times.

So that is my empirical evidence that yes, Ryan Mallet indeed does have magic or at least telekenetic powers.