Ryan Mallett (R.I.P.)

[matcar]

[Ryan Mallett has no biological father. He was born of the gods.

 

[Oh8ch]

Ryan Mallet beat a Charlie Weiss coached team.


Sorry, I guess I went too far.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

From the boys over at EDSBS

Henne had been mediocre at best in the first two games of the season. He was replaced in the Oregon game by freshman Ryan Mallett, who earned effusive praise from lineman Jake Long: ?It?s kind of like he?s a redshirt freshman.?

 

[exhawg]

Ryan Mallett once threw a ball so hard that Charlie Weis stopped eating.

 

[EastFourteenth]

Ryan Mallett once threw a ball so hard that Charlie Weis stopped eating.

Nothing short of the nuclear holocaust would make that true....which Ryan Mallett is capable of.

 

[GoodLifeSean]

I was told that during a severe draught in Texas, Ryan Mallet through a ball so high into the sky, during a high school game, that the clouds burst open with a torrential downpour. This my friends is how Ryan Mallet saved Texas.

It's totally true, my friend's, second cousin's, uncle twice removed's, college roommate's daughter-in-law saw it with her own eyes. I s*** you negative.

 

[goblue15]

Ryan Mallett beat nd and threw 3 td's.

 

[NFBuck]

Ryan Mallett beat nd and threw 3 td's.

Eh, I could probably throw 4.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Eh, I could probably throw 4.

um games against the neighborhood 10 yr old goirls don't count.

 

[Best Buckeye]

I was told that during a severe draught in Texas, Ryan Mallet through a ball so high into the sky, during a high school game, that the clouds burst open with a torrential downpour. This my friends is how Ryan Mallet saved Texas.

It's totally true, my friend's, second cousin's, uncle twice removed's, college roommate's daughter-in-law saw it with her own eyes. I s*** you negative.

A college room mate has a daughter in law?

 

[NFBuck]

um games against the neighborhood 10 yr old goirls don't count.

I know, but games against NoD do.

 

[Ginn4Heisman20]

I hear tale that Ryan Mallet one defeated Bill Brasky in a Scotch drinking contest while arm wrestling a silverback gorilla.

 

[osugrad21]

Blade

Michigan's freshman QB Mallett is cool customer

By MATT MARKEY
BLADE SPORTS WRITER

ANN ARBOR - Mike Hart knows all about the razor thin line that separates cocky and confident. He knows being self-assured can easily be interpreted as arrogance. Yet the Michigan running back loves functioning in that no-man's land. And one of the reasons Hart is so comfortable with freshman quarterback Ryan Mallett is that Mallett is often labeled as possessing the same traits. "That's one thing I'm not worried about with Mallett, his confidence," Hart said about the 6-7, 250-pounder from Texarkana, Ark., who has been pressed into a starting role with the Wolverines following a knee injury to senior Chad Henne.

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[SparkyOSU]

Ryan Mallet is 3 and 0.

 

[RoscoeParrish]

Ryan Mallett is so strong, he can pick up Charlie Weis with one hand and "touch" Brady Quinn with the other.