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wadc45;897599; said:
Ryan Mallet is Chuck Norris.

I thought Troy was Chuck Norris...

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Ryan mallett can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

ryan mallett once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"


ryan mallett has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO
 
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SparkyOSU;896814; said:
(Besides Cruel Intentions...:bow:)

Ryan Mallet got Annette Hargrove to give it up on the first date.




Ryan Mallett once bowled a 308 ... in one game.

You call it priapism (and you call your doctor) - Ryan Mallett just calls it a good date.

Ryan Mallett found Saddam in the rathole.

Chuck Norris wears Ryan Mallett pajamas to sleep.

Ryan Mallett finished the Ol' 96er without throwing up (his family ate for free).

Ryan Mallett is the dude who gave Ann Arbor her reputation.

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