Rutgers Scarlet Knights (official troll of PedSU)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

My god... I just figured out that they'd make it if they went for it on 65th and inches.

 

[OhioState001]

Consider this-

Rutgers QB, Johnny Langan, had the following stat line against Indiana.

5 of 13 for 1 yard to go along with 13 carries for a total of 3 yards.

That is to say, Rutgers' trigger man in 26 total attempts from scrimmage, gained 4 yards on 26 plays.

Which is to say, you could give Rutgers 26 plays and they'd still have to punt on 27th and 6.

I'm having a hard time convincing myself that I couldn't do better

 

[Jaxbuck]

I'm having a hard time convincing myself that I couldn't do better

Yeah but you don't have a cool name like "Nova"....

oh wait, we're on to the next guy?

fuck

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

You're forgetting something pretty important... when your line are all Ole matadors.. this is your ass as the QB

 

[Jaxbuck]

You're forgetting something pretty important... when your line are all Ole matadors.. this is your ass as the QB

dumbest/sickest sport in the history of sport

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

dumbest/sickest sport in the history of sport

bullfighting makes me want to believe in reincarnation.

 

[Jaxbuck]

bullfighting makes me want to believe in reincarnation.

Motherfuckers are Spanish. What are they gonna do?

 

[OHSportsFan]

 

[Jagdaddy]

How the hell Ash could work for Meyer and not get that recruiting matters is beyond me.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

I will give Schiano credit... he had relationships with local coaches... 'you see someone I should know about, let me know'

 

[Nigel Tufnel]

How the hell Ash could work for Meyer and not get that recruiting matters is beyond me.

It would appear he’s not head coaching material.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

How the hell Ash could work for Meyer and not get that recruiting matters is beyond me.

I think he just collected paychecks

 

[NFBuck]

Some coaches are just cut out to be coordinators. Chris Ash is/was an excellent defensive coordinator. Chris Ash was an objectively horrible head coach. Chris Ash needs to stick to being a defensive coordinator.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Some coaches are just cut out to be coordinators. Chris Ash is/was an excellent defensive coordinator. Chris Ash was an objectively horrible head coach. Chris Ash needs to stick to being a defensive coordinator.

Principle, Peter...one each

 

[DaddyBigBucks]

Principle, Peter...one each

Ash is a genius at application of the Peter Principle

I mean, he’s no Charlie weis, but getting paid millions to NOT coach football is an awesome gig.