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WAKE UP BITCHES!!
IT'S GAME DAY!!
KICK THE SCARLET KNIGHTS ALL THE WAY BACK TO JOISEY!!
GO BUCKS!!
O-H!!
( It's Rutgers. It was too hard to come up with something creative!)
Good morning Buckeye Nation!!!! The Scarlet transvestKnights come into the Shoe to attempt to take our lands, raise the Buckeye grove and rape our livestock. I say the Buckeyes decorate Columbus Vlad the Impaler style with these fist pumping fools. It's GAMEDAY!! TIME.TU.GIT.PPPPUUUUMMMMMPPPPPEEEEDDDDD!!!!!
O-H!!!
I-O!!! KILL KILL KILLOhio State could spot Rutgers the first 4 and 1/2 quarters, trot Bauserman out at QB for the remainder of the game to toss some balls to the cardboard cutouts, and still win by five TDs. This one isn’t going to be close, ladies and gents.
What you’re about to witness is a juggernaut versus its own shoelaces. Keep ‘em tied and the good guys will be declaring victory within the first few possessions of the game.
The last time Rutgers was this hyped up, they were waiting on the season one premier of Jersey Shore. Well, MTV was dead long before that and their football program was dead long before today.
Prepare your plungers and set your drinking games to “We might die of alcohol poisoning if Justin scores again!” — because this one is already over.
O-H!!!