Things have become both more complicated and more simple now. One way or another, the Big Ten title will most likely be decided in Columbus on Nov. 14, presuming that Iowa beats MSU this weekend. Their next two games will be at home against Indiana and Northwestern, and it's reasonable to presume that they'll beat both of those teams by at least a last second field goal, or even a touchdown.
Penn State, while having only one conference loss, is likely out of the running, since they'd need for Iowa to lose twice. They can, however, spoil Ohio State's shot at making Nov. 14 a title game, and they can crush Sparty's hopes if MSU manages to upend Iowa somehow.
MSU's only shot of staying in the race is this weekend, and a win over Iowa still wouldn't put the Spartans anywhere near the driver's seat. They're three rows back hoping for some car sickness from the Bucks and Kittens due to their two out of conference losses. Should they pull one out over the Hawkeyes, how painful is that loss to CMU? Removing your own teeth with pliers is probably close. Of course, they'd still have to beat Penn State at the end of the year, so there's lots of opportunities to Sparty the whole thing up.
The two loss teams can pretty much be considered as being out of it at this point, at least until we're down to one or two one loss teams. If we're at a point where Iowa, PSU and OSU have two losses, then Operation Chaos Mode will have shifted focus to the Big Ten with full force. Right now, six Big Ten teams have two conference losses, so the various mathematical possibilities are numerous. We'll ignore all of them. The Big Ten winner will have one or zero losses. Problem solved.
That leaves us with Ohio State and Iowa. If the Buckeyes win in Happy Valley, then the game on November 14 is more or less for the title, presuming that the winner doesn't choke away their rivalry game the following week. If Penn State beats OSU, then it doesn't matter, and Iowa needs to only beat Minnesota, presuming of course, that they beat MSU this weekend.
For maximum zaniness, I like the idea of State Penn and Iowhere losing, so I'm going to root for both of the schools up north. The results of Indiana-Northwestern and Purdue-Illinois aren't really relevant to the Big Ten race, so whatever. For the ultra-paranoid or ultra-conservative fans, losses by the Boilers and Wildcats are beneficial to us, so roll with that if you just have to have a rooting interest.
Obviously we need the Bucks to beat Minnesota, if for no other reason than for this thread to continue as being relevant. It would also be nice to see people in Columbus smile occasionally over the next two weeks, and to be able to hold a conversation that doesn't begin with "So, what do you think is wrong with Ohio State's offense?"
Basically, after this weekend, the conference takes a deep breath, kicks off its shoes, pours out a stiff drink and waits around for OSU and Penn State to play on November 7. There aren't any other useful or meaningful matchups until then, so enjoy the New Mexico State game. Are they the Lobos, or is that New Mexico? New Mexico, Old Mexico...since when does the NCAA allow scheduling foreign teams, anyway?