Roosters boneless wings = FAIL

[jwinslow]

Five Super Killer boneless wings for four bucks.

Or you could have ten (used to be higher) from the winking lizard.

Have you tried Canes? I guess they're more like fingers than wings, but they're not bad.

Good sauce, above average chicken fingers, a little overpriced though.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Real men bite through the bone.

I'm surprised you didn't get sweet barbecue sauce on them as well.

No, real men go to a place that has a bar to drink. The food is only there so I can pretend I'm not an alcoholic.

I guess you go to the bar to critique the food and exchange recipes with your girlfriends.

Have you tried Canes? I guess they're more like fingers than wings, but they're not bad.

Canes? Please explain.

Or you could have ten (used to be higher) from the winking lizard.Good sauce, above average chicken fingers, a little overpriced though.

Or I could just make a bologna sandwich and keep it in my car until I'm done drinking.

 

[jwinslow]

Or I could just make a bologna sandwich and keep it in my car until I'm done drinking.

Five wings fill you up about as well as a bologna sandwich, so you're on the right track.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Five wings fill you up about as well as a bologna sandwich, so you're on the right track.

Is anyone listening?! You fill up on beer, not food.

 

[hhbuckeye]

Is anyone listening?! You fill up on beer, not food.

If I know I'm going to be drinking a lot that night, I'll usually skip dinner. The food just absorbs all the alcohol and it takes too long to get drunk.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If I know I'm going to be drinking a lot that night, I'll usually skip dinner. The food just absorbs all the alcohol and it takes too long to get drunk.

Eh, I'll still eat. That's what they make 151 for.

 

[sears3820]

Try Buffalo Wings & Rings.

 

[jlb1705]

Try Buffalo Wings & Rings.

I don't know about other locations, but the one on Beechmont has 99 cent drafts during Reds games - a great public service.

 

[Thump]

No, real men go to a place that has a bar to drink. The food is only there so I can pretend I'm not an alcoholic.

I forgot that bars only have bonesless chicken wings.

 

[Jake]

Eh, I'll still eat. That's what they make 151 for.

I thought they made 151 for sneaking it into The Shoe and mixing with Coke.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I forgot that bars only have bonesless chicken wings.

Bonesless? And you teach children?
No, they make all kinds of other food I couldn't give a shit about too. I just get the boneless 'cause they're quick and simple. That way I can get back to drinking quicker.

I thought they made 151 for sneaking it into The Shoe and mixing with Coke.

I wouldn't know. I don't drink before or during games, and I don't mix 151 with anything but Wild Turkey.

 

[Jake]

I don't drink before or during games, and I don't mix 151 with anything but Wild Turkey.

I haven't done 151 in years, but we used to fill up a boda with it and sneak it into the The Shoe long ago. One day, my dumbshit roommate thought it would be economical to mix some Coke in his 151 in the boda...carbonation is a funny thing.

 

[jimotis4heisman]

Coming from Buffalo......99.9999% of wings fail outside of WNY IMHO

Anchor Bar

 

[hhbuckeye]

I don't know about other locations, but the one on Beechmont has 99 cent drafts during Reds games - a great public service.

That just proves you can get things cheap if you'll endure a little torture. If I'm eating at any of these places, I'm getting mozzarella sticks and not shitty wings anyway...

 

[jlb1705]

That just proves you can get things cheap if you'll endure a little torture. If I'm eating at any of these places, I'm getting mozzarella sticks and not [censored]ty wings anyway...

Seriously? If you've had enough to drink you can't taste the food anyway - or even be aware that you're eating it.

I think that's the only frame of mind I'd be willing to watch a Reds game in right now.