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Roosters boneless wings = FAIL

BUCKYLE;1501098; said:
I'm more interested in the hottest sauce I can find than I am the chicken. What kinda sauce they got?

They only have 2 or 3 sauces, and they're tasty, but not especially hot. I was just coming back into the thread to mention that. :wink2:
 
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jwinslow;1500761; said:
Good sauce, above average chicken fingers, a little overpriced though.

Mediocre sauce, good chicken, way over-priced is my evaluation. Went to the one in Grove City one time, don't intend to go back unless the KFC (right next to where they built the Cane's, go figure) burns down and I get a hankering for chicken.

EDIT - in reference to Cane's...
 
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hhbuckeye;1500799; said:
If I know I'm going to be drinking a lot that night, I'll usually skip dinner. The food just absorbs all the alcohol and it takes too long to get drunk.
According to my DUI camp, this is a myth.

The alcohol enters through your throat, by the time the brew hits your belly the alcohol is already in your blood.

I disagree with this - but just sayin' thats what the "experts" say.
 
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Bucky Katt;1501219; said:
Mediocre sauce, good chicken, way over-priced is my evaluation.
I wouldn't buy them outside of monday nights for 40 cents (I swear it used to be 30 or even 20 for MNF). I like a juicy wing, the sauce is just along for the ride.
 
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Bleed S & G;1501232; said:
According to my DUI camp, this is a myth.

The alcohol enters through your throat, by the time the brew hits your belly the alcohol is already in your blood.

I disagree with this - but just sayin' thats what the "experts" say.

Those "experts" are full of shit. There's no fucking way that all the alcohol in a 23oz beer can be absorbed into my throat when I chug it in five seconds. I'm not buying it.

jwinslow;1501241; said:
I wouldn't buy them outside of monday nights for 40 cents (I swear it used to be 30 or even 20 for MNF). I like a juicy wing, the sauce is just along for the ride.

I just like the super hot sauce. It goes good with cold beer. They could probably just give me a cup of their hottest sauce and a spoon and I'd be ok.
 
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Bleed S & G;1501232; said:
According to my DUI camp, this is a myth.

The alcohol enters through your throat, by the time the brew hits your belly the alcohol is already in your blood.

I disagree with this - but just sayin' thats what the "experts" say.

BUCKYLE;1501244; said:
Those "experts" are full of [censored]. There's no [censored]ing way that all the alcohol in a 23oz beer can be absorbed into my throat when I chug it in five seconds. I'm not buying it.

Alcohol cannot be absorbed that fast, and yes, a full stomach slows down the absorption rate, but it does not stop the absorption.

I had a trial where my guy was in an accident right after leaving a bar where he had crawfish and 3 beers, and had a blood alcohol content over the legal limit. I argued successfully to the jury that the three hour hospital delay in getting a blood sample rendered it an unreliable, and therefore useless test, as the number alone could not tell what his BAC was at the moment of the crash without first establishing when he began to drink and when he stopped.

IOW, he could have been under legal limits when the crash occurred, and then absorbed the alcohol over the next three hours.

Luckily, the opposing counsel did not bother to look up anything on the subject, and so after their toxicologist agreed with me that he could not say what the level was at the time of the crash, there was no follow up after my cross.

'Course, if my opponent had done any research, she would have known that three beers could never have gotten him to where he wound up. :biggrin:
 
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Gatorubet;1501295; said:
Alcohol cannot be absorbed that fast, and yes, a full stomach slows down the absorption rate, but it does not stop the absorption.

I had a trial where my guy was in an accident right after leaving a bar where he had crawfish and 3 beers, and had a blood alcohol content over the legal limit. I argued successfully to the jury that the three hour hospital delay in getting a blood sample rendered it an unreliable, and therefore useless test, as the number alone could not tell what his BAC was at the moment of the crash without first establishing when he began to drink and when he stopped.

IOW, he could have been under legal limits when the crash occurred, and then absorbed the alcohol over the next three hours.

Luckily, the opposing counsel did not bother to look up anything on the subject, and so after their toxicologist agreed with me that he could not say what the level was at the time of the crash, there was no follow up after my cross.

'Course, if my opponent had done any research, she would have known that three beers could never have gotten him to where he wound up. :biggrin:
Sweet. This is the bestest defense ever.

Next time my wife and I go out to dinner and she wants the keys because I had three beers, I can say, "But honey, I might have had three beers, but I won't be drunk until three hours from now. I'm fine! Just ask a lawyer!"
 
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Dryden;1501304; said:
Sweet. This is the bestest defense ever.

Next time my wife and I go out to dinner and she wants the keys because I had three beers, I can say, "But honey, I might have had three beers, but I won't be drunk until three hours from now. I'm fine! Just ask a lawyer!"

I'm assuming your wife is too smart to believe anything a lawyer says.
 
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jwinslow;1501241; said:
I wouldn't buy them outside of monday nights for 40 cents (I swear it used to be 30 or even 20 for MNF). I like a juicy wing, the sauce is just along for the ride.

Oops. I should have cut the part about the Winking Lizard out of your quote. I was referring to Cane's.
 
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I loved Cane's and it is not that pricy either. Most expensive thing on the menu is the Caniac. It was 7.69$ for 6 pieces of (huge) chicken fingers, 2 cane's sauce, toast, coleslaw, lots of fries and a large drink. I used to substitute the coleslaw for an extra piece of toast. There is one on High Street and one on Olentangy River Road. Chicken fingers are very meaty and juicy and I think sauce is really good. There used to be a similar place on High Street called Zaxby's but their chicken fingers were more crispy and sauce was not as good.

Edit: One negative I should add, it is certainly not the healthiest place. Lots of fat and calories.
 
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Alcohol cannot be absorbed that fast, and yes, a full stomach slows down the absorption rate, but it does not stop the absorption.

I had a trial where my guy was in an accident right after leaving a bar where he had crawfish and 3 beers, and had a blood alcohol content over the legal limit. I argued successfully to the jury that the three hour hospital delay in getting a blood sample rendered it an unreliable, and therefore useless test, as the number alone could not tell what his BAC was at the moment of the crash without first establishing when he began to drink and when he stopped.

IOW, he could have been under legal limits when the crash occurred, and then absorbed the alcohol over the next three hours.

Luckily, the opposing counsel did not bother to look up anything on the subject, and so after their toxicologist agreed with me that he could not say what the level was at the time of the crash, there was no follow up after my cross.

'Course, if my opponent had done any research, she would have known that three beers could never have gotten him to where he wound up. :biggrin:
civilian or criminal?
 
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