Riddle

[RhodeIslandBuck]

The farmer is because theres grain in his sack?

Correct, wow i'm surprised it took you so little time, it always gets people.

 

[OCBucksFan]

Correct, wow i'm surprised it took you so little time, it always gets people.

I just reread and realized it had to be a play on words :)

 

[RhodeIslandBuck]

I think I just might get you guys on this one

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

 

[Bob Saccamano]

The carny wrote "Your exact weight".

Got that in an e-mail a while ago.

 

[kinch]

he wrote "your exact weight?"

edit: Doh! too late

 

[RhodeIslandBuck]

The carny wrote "Your exact weight".

Got that in an e-mail a while ago.

Damn, I thought that would get ya'll.

I'll have another soon enough.

 

[Zurp]

Damn, I thought that would get ya'll.

I'll have another soon enough.

How about this one:

Explain how I can have $1.19, and yet, I cannot give you change for a dollar? And, by the way, all I have is American currency.

 

[Best Buckeye]

How about this one:

Explain how I can have $1.19, and yet, I cannot give you change for a dollar? And, by the way, all I have is American currency.

Your money contains a dollar bill

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Your money contains a dollar bill

or a sacagawea?

 

[Best Buckeye]

or a sacagawea?

well that would require a John Smith too then

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

well that would require a John Smith too then

wasn't that Pocahontas?

 

[shoegirl]

Yup. Sacagawea was with Lewis and Clark.

 

[Best Buckeye]

welll this was a different john Smith

 

[kinch]

Or three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

welll this was a different john Smith

That is a johnson, not john smith... boy, do we have to teach you everything???