Riddle

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

That is a johnson, not john smith... boy, do we have to teach you everything???

Or a John Thomas.

(which had I taken my wifes surname would be my current name)

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

The correct answer to the riddle about burying survivors, by the way, is Des Moines.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Or a John Thomas.

(which had I taken my wifes surname would be my current name)

If your first name was Willy, you could have been Willy John Thomas.

In the phone book, you would have been Thomas, Willy

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Or a John Thomas.

(which had I taken my wifes surname would be my current name)

I know some men that would have been better to take their wifes maiden name as their new last name, poor ballless schleps....

 

[Buckeye Buh Nim]

I know some men that would have been better to take their wifes maiden name as their new last name, poor ballless schleps....

My sister should have hyphenated. Her maiden name is 10 letters, the married name 12 letters. Would have had trouble fitting it on a license.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

never realized how many Ls are in the word Ballless.

Shouldn't it be Bavess?

 

[Best Buckeye]

The correct answer to the riddle about burying survivors, by the way, is Des Moines.

I bet those survivors were pissed

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I bet those survivors were pissed

About being in Des Moines? You're damn skippy they are (were)

 

[Best Buckeye]

About being in Des Moines? You're damn skippy they are (were)

Well ,I, for one have never met a happy person in Des moines

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Well ,I, for one have never met a happy person in Des moines

Too many poop eaters.

 

[Best Buckeye]

That is a johnson, not john smith...

Was that HUbert Johnson? :tongue2:

 

[Saw31]

Yup. Sacagawea was with Lewis and Clark.

At the same time?

 

[Best Buckeye]

About being in Des Moines? You're damn skippy they are (were)

No , about being buried in Des Moines lol :tongue2:

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

No , about being buried in Des Moines lol :tongue2:

No, the objections the survivors give me about being buried are generally the same, city to city, state to state. It's Des Moines they really don't like.

 

[IronBuckI]

never realized how many Ls are in the word Ballless.

Shouldn't it be Bavess?

BaVess.