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RhodeIslandBuck

RhodeIslandBuck

This guy's a real jerk
I'll give rep to anyone who gets this riddle right. It took me a very long time to figure it out.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

EDIT- please do NOT use the internet to figure out the answer.
 
kinch;804201; said:
Chuck Norris?
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Survey says:

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Imma kiss all yo bitches!
 
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RhodeIslandBuck;804187; said:
I'll give rep to anyone who gets this riddle right. It took me a very long time to figure it out.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

EDIT- please do NOT use the internet to figure out the answer.
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;804200; said:
No
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Question: Can you guess the riddle?

Answer: No

I think Buckeyeskickbuttocks got it. :)
 
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RhodeIslandBuck;804222; said:
Correct, no is the right answer
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Not according to Snopes it's not.

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The riddle is derived from the children's poem below.

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TIME

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disappear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequel

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehend something so vast.


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OCBucksFan;804226; said:
Not according to Snopes it's not.

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The riddle is derived from the children's poem below.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]---------------------------------[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]TIME[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The time has come,[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]winter is here[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]and those yellow bears disappear.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The time has past[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]as man looks back with a sigh[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]and a tear in his eye.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time is held[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]boys cross their legs[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]but of course the toilet begs[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time marches on[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Girls loose their blush[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]and swap a comb for their brush[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time passes[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]For those held high[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]their end is nigh[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time catches up[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Everyone is equal[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]when we get to the final sequel[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time turns[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Without it we have flour and water[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]With it we have breakfast for my daughter[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time revolves[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]How does one turn water and wine[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]into something so fine[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time runs out[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]The more in a minute you try and squeeze[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]the less you can do with ease.[/FONT]

[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]As time ticks[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]All the time that has past[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]man cannot comprehend something so vast.[/FONT]
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You find that on the internet? In that case, you cheated:wink2:
 
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